There's Something About Conservatism
"Hi, at first glance you will see I'm a skinhead. Look again, I am wearing a suit. I'm a gay, and I'm a Tory. What the fuck?? I know, it's wrong and I can't help myself. Do me a favour, if you see me out crusing, drinking, dancing like a cunt, please ignore me. Just as I will ignore you if me and my party ever get into power again."
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