Bat-tle Axe, Super-Grim & the Like

Let us qualify this, We LOVE DC merchandise, mind not all of it. Our favorite is 'classic' ie 70's-80's stuff. We were searching for new/old Batgirl items like this great mug.

During our hunt we came across so many horrors. So many in fact, we decided to hi-light them. There must be a great number of these ugly things, so we have only listed a few. We wouldn't want you to have nightmares.

Above is relativly new & we are guessing a 'cute' Batgirl. No-way. Below as part of the same range is a Batgirl Utility Belt. Look at the girl on the packet, she is waering said belt and looks EXACTLY like a girl, Not A Batgirl, just a girl.

Here is a nasty one for the Spanish speakers out there. Yes it's 'Batchica', not only is it foreign & mysterious, even it's bat chest logo is wrong AND misplaced.

 This a bad copy of one of the worst offenders, Batgirl has become SILVERBAT. We note is battery operated, what actually operates we shudder to think.

Usually there are three pictures on an article but please make room for one more. During our search we came across this UK Superheroes Monthly comic.

Batgirl is shown fighting her Super-Freind Supergirl. SUPER-GRIM we should say, blimey there are many, many horrible/weird/odd versions pf many, many heroes. So due to cursory evidence of the wider misfits, we decided to give up our search. Besides we have done the work so you don't have to.

Girls Rule. Women Are Funny, Bebe, Get Over Yourself, Seriously

[UPDATED 18/08/17]

'Funny women'(Sorry Babs, not you) as a type has been on the fence with us for a while. It is only this evensong we had even considered 'Is this Women-Gone-Wild any good, funny if you will? We were struck by the recent glut of these flicks, our sounding came forth.

Let's start with Bridesmaid's, well have only seen bits of it. Ghostbusters, well, the same. Bad Neighbors 2, now here we go. We remember the first one, a funny Rose Byrne, the always good Seth Rogan & the ultra-fit Zac Efron. It had moments were genuinely funny. The sequel? We do not remember er, finishing it. Shish! Again, why do we never finish things. It might take you a moment to read this sentence. We have gone and comeback from re-watching Bad Neighbors 2, just to...refresh memory? Are you buying that? We shall return, like Superman (only better). (PS We love Brandon Ralph, either then, the 'missing years' or now!! We would R(g)AY PALMer his dick for him, we hear like Liam Neeson he has a long cock that needs rolling back up)(This job we would do).

AHEM!!

To update this current velum, we have re-watched (Bad) Neighbors 2. For some reason we assumed Drew Barrymore was in it. She isn't). After our shilly-shallying earlier we come suddenly to our review. It was....pretty, pretty good. However Seth Rogen in this film is funnier than all the other female cast members. In conclusion we suspect this was the wrong one to discuss on this subject.

Moving on didn't work for Bananarama, nor did it work for STEPS. Third time's the charm? So not actually moving on, Pitch Perfect. We really enjoyed this, Bridesmaids didn't see it all & Night at the Museum 3 we kind of liked. The Museum one isn't a 'Women-Go-Wild' film but is DOES feature Rebel Wilson. Now her, Rebel and Melissa McCarthy are the start of a perfect Wild movie recipe. Maybe with Kristan Schall and we suspect Samuel L Jackson, sounds tasty but as you can read we are not writers. BTW HOLLYWOOD JEW WRITERS GET ON BOARD, MAKE THIS!!