Rubbish Gays

Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Cabin Boy

  We have just seen the 'New' Cabin Fever. We see. This is either a rubbish, needless remake, or a piss-poor reimagining. Whichever. It's the same. Maybe it was a different cabin? Still this film has the correct number of cabins as per Cabin in the Woods. We suppose it gave a lot of people a lot of time something to do. All's well...


Saturday, June 06, 2015

Oh Fuck!!

Agrh, it has happened. We finally, after quite a long time, have felt like they needed some SEX. In capitals to draw attention. Having though looked at themselves of late. Weight has been gained, more than one would have expected. Instead of sitting watching Netflix eating Haribo & Wispa Biscuits. A resolution hath been made (ie one fingered typing).

  We want, again a decent body.  To be able, again  to trim our pubes, dare I say it USE a razor for the perinelon. Ah yes, those were the gays. Alas merry homosexual, ask not for whom the bell end tolls, it tolls for thee.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Beryl the Fucking Peril. Abuse? Her Arse!!!

  You may remember Beryl the Peril. You may not. A kind of female version of Dennis the Menace-ish. Anyhoo looking back most of the comic strips/stories ended with Beryl being spanked by her father with a slipper, yes upon her behind.
  Yesterday we downloaded the Beryl the Peril Annual 1989, that is correct the late eighties. As we perused through this tome we came across the following 'ends to strips'.

  We shall say no more. other than, THIS IS SO WRONG

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Oh noez!! We have gone back on Gaydar

  Ah, now it's been awhile but we have rejoined Gaydar. Dot net, if you please? It seems both our old chat-bot, sex-bot, etc pals are still there. Hoorah!! What we haven't seen for a bit is random sex requests, awe and 'private pictures'. Ah, the old cock shots, we have missed them. Tomorrow we will try, once more, Gaydar chat. Ah Tina Arena maybe I missed you. Sunday we will find out.
  We are

Saturday, February 07, 2015

Fuck Me!! The DC New 52 universe is fucking off!! Thank Fuck!!

  Oh our God. Or perhaps OOA (Oh Our Allah) Finally it's happened. For those who neither know or care, the comic book company DC had replaced their timeline. A replacement led by Barry Allen, who somehow came back to life after 25 years. Traveled back in time to save his mother, changing EVERYTHING. Everything was more glossy, newish, number one-ish and er a shafting success. Fuck them. Well it's gone(going).

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Monday, June 23, 2014

Well Fuck Us!!

What?? We haven't posted for erm, 2-3 years. So fucking what. Anyhow, we are back, kinda. Expect redesigned blog and new posts ASAP.

Monday, June 06, 2011


We fucking love The Ricky Gervais Show. Karl is soooo funny.

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Monday, May 23, 2011

You Don't Have To Be Dannii Minogue To Begin To Wonder...Woman.

Well, it seems that NBC haven't decided to go with the Wonder Woman TV show. Shite. We was looking forward to that. Now they have cancelled The Event, and V. AND Smallville has come to an end :(. Now what the fuck are we going to watch?? True Blood??

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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Jughead Is Cool

OMGZ. Archie always had Betty and Veronica to buy drinks. Our money was on Betty paying everything, in fact I'm sure her father runs a tab at the Riverdale pub. Now Veronica has introduced their 1st gay character Kevin Keller. Here's where we would have put our money on Jughead being a homo. Hoorah he's got his own comic. Here it is...

He looks fit but we bet he never has sex.

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Friday, April 29, 2011

...And Girls Just Want To Have Fun

We followed a link from Whatsontv. This picture promised us a woman's view, of an event that so erupted gay lives. Yes, you all sat down liking her bravery tales, her cancer, kissing an H.I.V. + Rock Hudson, her erm perfume. Indeed her role in Cleopatra made our TV screen, probably a Bank Holiday, we were probably watching the B/W telly in the bedroom, but God we were impressed.

Oh you can imagine our delight...Then clicked and it took us to our doom, but seriously

We tell all, and quite honestly Celia Imerie you are no Elizabeth Taylor, though you ARE funny.

Pants down for leading links!!

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Fern Brittan, What Is She On?

Love the Royal wedding we do!! Can't wait for the kiss on the balcony.

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Twat Tweets, Nation Not Suprised

We now follow the Mama Moohas and now Twitter.

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Saturday, April 02, 2011

Shit Stabbers

Yes, he's a cunt!! On Gaydar he is, look for him, message him, please.

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Friday, April 01, 2011

Is your best freind gay? Is he a pain in the arse? Ours is too. A royal pain and not the good kind. We have sent him to bed early for being such a Marmite.

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Friday, March 25, 2011

Goodbye To Love

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Stupid Gay queenie, in other words a Rubbish Gay.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Yesterday Once More

Yesterday we did GL. Yesterday we had the ambulance call round on us.Yesterday the Police called after. No joke. To Bolton Infirmary we were delived in the back of a Police van in sox, and handcuffs, sounds erotic, but wasn't. Hurt's our shoulder even now. Oww!!

TOP TIP:When you have taken GBL or GHL with freinds, make sure they put you to bed. Not send you home with a 'caring' housemate. Remember 'Owww!!, Police , Ambulance'. REMEMBER!! ALSO HANDCUFFS, THEY HURT OWW!!

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Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Is God Fit?

Smallville has a hottie, no it's not God, though if you haven't downloaded DC's The Bible you should do so now.

No it's gay named Oliver Queen (I love a queen get it?). Gawd he's fit AND wears a costume and everything. The Green Honest is funny, but Green Arrow is horny. Check out his pictures. We used to think Clark Bent was fit but now he's agreed to marry Lois Lame, it happened over 10 years ago in the comics so we shouldn't be suprised. Get ready for Olkly wearing a suit, drool, with luck he will take his top off. BTW this is the last ever season of Smallville so get onoard while there is still time. Clark has the suit but hasn't become Superman yet. We wait!!