Happy Rubbish (Christmas Gays)

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Our Mother has just been for her Christmas visit. Bless her for her presents. We could be in our 40s. Her presents included a Marvel desk calendar & a Marvel dressing gown. Great gifts for a comic book lover. As previously mentioned we are older. We like DC Comics, we hate Marvel. Rubbish Gays put the gown on, hood too. Thank you Mother.

Our sister went out & brought us back 20 cigarettes. Gawd blesh yer.

Fuck Me!! The DC New 52 universe is fucking off!! Thank Fuck!!

  Oh our God. Or perhaps OOA (Oh Our Allah) Finally it's happened. For those who neither know or care, the comic book company DC had replaced their timeline. A replacement led by Barry Allen, who somehow came back to life after 25 years. Traveled back in time to save his mother, changing EVERYTHING. Everything was more glossy, newish, number one-ish and er a shafting success. Fuck them. Well it's gone(going).

Jughead Is Cool

OMGZ. Archie always had Betty and Veronica to buy drinks. Our money was on Betty paying everything, in fact I'm sure her father runs a tab at the Riverdale pub. Now Veronica has introduced their 1st gay character Kevin Keller. Here's where we would have put our money on Jughead being a homo. Hoorah he's got his own comic. Here it is...




He looks fit but we bet he never has sex.