Certain Aged Actresses Fit For Only Able To Play Superheroes Mothers

Sally Fields - The Amazing Spiderman
Diane Lane - Man of Steel
Carole Kane - Gotham
Helen Slater - Supergirl
Annette O'Toole - Smallville

Oh Fuck!!

Agrh, it has happened. We finally, after quite a long time, have felt like they needed some SEX. In capitals to draw attention. Having though looked at themselves of late. Weight has been gained, more than one would have expected. Instead of sitting watching Netflix eating Haribo & Wispa Biscuits. A resolution hath been made (ie one fingered typing).

  We want, again a decent body.  To be able, again  to trim our pubes, dare I say it USE a razor for the perinelon. Ah yes, those were the gays. Alas merry homosexual, ask not for whom the bell end tolls, it tolls for thee.

Beryl the Fucking Peril. Abuse? Her Arse!!!

  You may remember Beryl the Peril. You may not. A kind of female version of Dennis the Menace-ish. Anyhoo looking back most of the comic strips/stories ended with Beryl being spanked by her father with a slipper, yes upon her behind.
  Yesterday we downloaded the Beryl the Peril Annual 1989, that is correct the late eighties. As we perused through this tome we came across the following 'ends to strips'.

  We shall say no more. other than, THIS IS SO WRONG

 

Oh noez!! We have gone back on Gaydar

  Ah, now it's been awhile but we have rejoined Gaydar. Dot net, if you please? It seems both our old chat-bot, sex-bot, etc pals are still there. Hoorah!! What we haven't seen for a bit is random sex requests, awe and 'private pictures'. Ah, the old cock shots, we have missed them. Tomorrow we will try, once more, Gaydar chat. Ah Tina Arena maybe I missed you. Sunday we will find out.
  We are http://gaydar.net/game_on_.

Fuck Me!! The DC New 52 universe is fucking off!! Thank Fuck!!

  Oh our God. Or perhaps OOA (Oh Our Allah) Finally it's happened. For those who neither know or care, the comic book company DC had replaced their timeline. A replacement led by Barry Allen, who somehow came back to life after 25 years. Traveled back in time to save his mother, changing EVERYTHING. Everything was more glossy, newish, number one-ish and er a shafting success. Fuck them. Well it's gone(going).