tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53465882024-03-23T18:16:00.053+00:00Rubbish GaysGay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.
Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comBlogger424125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-71451521098351147382019-08-02T22:02:00.000+01:002019-08-02T22:02:36.456+01:00Are Rainbows Gay?We bought several packets of sweets from Tesco. This was the high/low light. RAINBOW BELTS. After opening them we thought they looked very gay.
We will not go into the gay symbolism of the homosexual/rainbow link. Instead, we conducted our own small non-scientific experiment, we call it RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN.
RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN
We had our camera ready to record our Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comWigan, UK53.5450645 -2.632507400000008653.469571 -2.7938689000000085 53.620558 -2.4711459000000087tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-48605734727988968512019-08-02T19:21:00.000+01:002019-08-02T21:18:08.332+01:00The Heat Is On!!
Indeed the HEAT is on. By HEAT we mean STREET. What is on that street? Masses of 'trash' left after Pride
.
We could be from the late 70s, as at the time crisp packets & chewing gum wrappers drilled it into children (but unlike another 70s children driller, this was a good thing).
Generally now we DO NOT LITTER
We Look back at the picture. Do you see? That's right it is GAY RUBBISH Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comWigan, UK53.5450645 -2.632507400000008653.469571 -2.7938689000000085 53.620558 -2.4711459000000087tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-63745136811811420632018-11-09T14:01:00.000+00:002018-12-16T20:56:04.258+00:00Bat-tle Axe, Super-Grim & the Like Let us qualify this, We LOVE DC merchandise, mind not all of it. Our favorite is 'classic' ie 70's-80's stuff. We were searching for new/old Batgirl items like this great mug.
During our hunt we came across so many horrors. So many in fact, we decided to hi-light them. There must be a great number of these ugly things, so we have only listed a few. We wouldn't want you to have nightmares.
Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-54284848078595304152018-07-05T14:27:00.000+01:002018-07-05T14:28:33.565+01:00Coca-Cola Is MORE Tricky Than Ever
We have been caught up...again. "NEVER AGAIN" we vowed, so to remind ourselves an article MUST be written.
We LOVE Cherry Coke & we are NOT on a diet (or a lady), we say this as we bought the wrong one. 'No big deal?', well it is! Above, circled is what to look for, CLASSIC it describes itself as, see picture below.
THE ABOVE PICTURE IS WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ON YOUR CHERRY Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-77448659542996814812018-01-23T16:01:00.001+00:002018-01-23T16:06:52.315+00:00Skinny Rancid Jeans
We, as you know, hate change. So we DO run into problems from time to time. If we say "skinny fucking jeans", you'll have an idea of what we refer to. Yes, Rubbish Gays went to town! Literally, we went to Manchesterford. We observed many, many MEN (not women) wearing the offending items. The pictures above refer to this horror.
As far as we were concerned skinny jeans have NEVER been in Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-28743081120196028652018-01-23T14:01:00.003+00:002018-01-23T16:09:00.731+00:00Yes. We Are Still Touring!!
In days past, we saw these pair on Pointless Celebrities. They are from a 90's collective the So Solid Crew. The shows host, being genuine asked them were they still touring? They replied with of couse, we are touring all the time AND all over the place. Good for them. Or is it?
We then saw the following in the latest issue of Heat:-
Like you all I am please to see Booty Luv doing Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-10687097901915207952018-01-03T17:48:00.001+00:002018-01-03T17:48:38.476+00:00I Wonder (Woman), It's Frightening!!
Christmas is not yet over. This was slipped under our tree about 2 days ago. We ignored it for a day, asking only if it were wrapped. 'Yes', I was told.
We had a butchers yesterday. 'The Art of Wonder Woman', frim the cover it seems to tied in quite heavily with the recent film. Ah yes the recent film, we saw it on buses.
This gift is odd, considering who bought it. Our 'other' didn't take Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-49620937044230570102017-12-26T17:13:00.000+00:002017-12-26T17:23:40.036+00:00Happy Rubbish (Christmas Gays)
Our Mother has just been for her Christmas visit. Bless her for her presents. We could be in our 40s. Her presents included a Marvel desk calendar & a Marvel dressing gown. Great gifts for a comic book lover. As previously mentioned we are older. We like DC Comics, we hate Marvel. Rubbish Gays put the gown on, hood too. Thank you Mother.
Our sister went out & brought us back 20 cigarettes. Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-37270897614384952712017-12-04T18:07:00.001+00:002017-12-08T02:07:26.990+00:00For The Twatty Hipster Who IS Everything
We Rubbish Gays hate hipsters. Our main point of contention today is represented by the above picture. Beard fucking Baubles. We first noticed the item in an email. We believed it was genuine but a little 'padded' as a gift. We then took a look. Oh my!! There is a range. We say 'range', in other words, more of the same. As you can see from the illustration, it's not a real beard. It's not a Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-46091463476167303482017-08-16T04:42:00.001+01:002017-08-17T18:38:24.421+01:00Girls Rule. Women Are Funny, Bebe, Get Over Yourself, Seriously [UPDATED 18/08/17]
'Funny women'(Sorry Babs, not you) as a type has been on the fence with us for a while. It is only this evensong we had even considered 'Is this Women-Gone-Wild any good, funny if you will? We were struck by the recent glut of these flicks, our sounding came forth.
Let's start with Bridesmaid's, well have only seen bits of it. GhostbustersUs At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-56235663071025388672017-07-04T03:40:00.001+01:002017-07-04T03:41:03.623+01:00...BUT I THOUGHT? WELL, WHO? WHAT?
Yesterday Rubbish Gays saw this on there local Manchester Evening News website. Our first thoughts were, oh, hasn't he already? Isn't he back and forth to them like a game of ping-pong? Also, who cares? As far as we could assern our care level is at zero. News, yes, well kind of, -ish. Oh Tony, Tony, Tony...Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-17717551130504986512017-06-30T23:55:00.002+01:002017-07-04T03:41:58.328+01:00WE HATE SEASON ENDS (BUT LOVE BELL-ENDS)
Argh, we know it's Summer. It keeps getting lighter early (curse these these thin 'curtains'). Reminding us to go to bed, not accounting for the great doom that is USA TV's various 'season finale' paths. Yes, ALL and I mean ALL of my favorite TV shows have come to an end, Quantico, The Walking Dead, Supergirl, Gotham, etc. Un-yay!! We can finally pay attention to (urgh) tennis, or (bleagh) Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-27602523777533617402017-05-17T03:30:00.001+01:002017-07-04T03:43:12.845+01:00We are NOT anti-semitic but...
Let us begin earlier in the day. The Simpsons was doing a Posiden Adventure spoof. So we were but in mind of the remake, we tried to watch it once, it was too stretched, squashed, kinda Paula Abdulish. So after rush rushing to downloaded and put it on, we realized Richard Dreyfuss was in it. Hence our tag line. We assumed Richard was Jewish like Shelly Winters (If that is indeed right). As so Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-27178204476722070832017-05-16T01:52:00.000+01:002017-07-04T03:44:19.271+01:00Beauty & The Bell-End
No matter what is said, we LOVE Once Upon A Time. Having just viewed the 2-parter season finale shown Spice Girl Style, 2 Become 1, really? Toward the end we actually cried tears (from our eyes this time, not our penises as before). As we were feeling sad AND with the show in point. We realled although it's going to reboot/hash, while we braced for impact, there was NO Michael Socha. He was Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-120791416123820712017-05-07T23:50:00.000+01:002017-05-07T23:52:31.273+01:00Love Dr Who, Hate Mrs Brown.
FOR THE RECORD:We entered the term 'erotic dr who' in Google images, where we found the above picture.
We love Dr Who and hate Mrs Brown's Saturday shite. Yes we at Rubbish Gays are stuck on the middle of our equivalent Trump vs everyone else. We cannot understand either him or the success of Mrs Brown. A mystery indeed, for modern times.
The new Dr Who (you just said it), was fantastic. Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-86018156081925114842017-05-04T00:01:00.001+01:002017-05-05T00:29:17.309+01:00Hold Your Thumb In Front Of His Face
You remember in the past we warned you about a picture (you have probably already seen by now). The previous one was H from Steps having a 6-pack in the theatrical version of Joseph & His Donovan. We already warned you? Good, in Jon from S Club 7. Yes they are gay looking one and no, it's not Paul Cattermole.
Oh Jon, your body is quite impressive, however as probably pointed out before, someUs At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-33275276064566899542017-05-02T22:46:00.002+01:002017-05-02T22:46:45.088+01:00Genuine Shite
The item above is available at ebay, for...£9.99 starting auction price. What's that? No bids? We, like Kylie were shocked by the power. We shall bring no more attention to it, other that the fact, we are now watching this 'item'. Fingers crossed, it sells?!Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-60175832528029400562017-05-02T16:03:00.002+01:002017-05-03T01:33:28.305+01:00Mr Willis, Your Flight May Be Delayed
Having just watched Lucky Number Sleven I was reminded AGAIN how dangerous Bruce Willis is at an airport. I thought immediately of 12 Monkeys, skipping over (how could I forget) Die Hard II. Whilst looking for a picture representing this, I came across this tit-bit, Bruce Willis' private airport plan sparks lawsuit from Idaho residents
Hooray, I'm not the only one concerned. The article Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-56670545513743571262017-05-01T21:07:00.001+01:002017-05-01T21:17:22.410+01:00 We HATE Richard Quest
Richard Quest frontline CNN dickhead. Richard, or Dick, why are you such a douche? Rubbish Gays can only be viewed in the bedroom of Rubbish Towers, however such viewing material is sullied by unerotic, tasteless adverts with this dick.
Being sure we are not the first to abore him so we googled it. Search term 'I hate Richard Quest', I was thrilled by the 1st entry.
This Richard Quest Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-17852090694971248622017-05-01T18:48:00.000+01:002017-05-01T18:55:25.682+01:00 The Older We Get, The Younger Everyone Else Seems To Be
Having done our casual check on Digitalspy.com, we saw the TV Flash Grant Gustin hes become engaged. What?! For a start he always appeared too young to play The Flash, late 30's we imagined The Flash should be. Anyway, this news reminded us of the great divide between the young and the old. More importantly how old WE were and how young everybody else seems to be. I loathe to use the word 'Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-37463540738381962022017-05-01T01:09:00.000+01:002017-05-01T01:09:29.399+01:00Make Your Own PunToday is the 1st of May. May rhymes with gay. We hope you, like us, have a Rubbish May. Perhaps a Rubbish (Theresa) May.Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-7497563638067656192017-05-01T00:53:00.000+01:002017-05-01T18:54:39.079+01:00The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
It's 2017, Rubbish Gays has been on their first Grindr meet. There could be many reasons why the time was right, none of which are to be dwelled on here. We at Rubbish Gays were aware of all the hints n tips of a meet. Correction, we used to know how it all worked thanks to 2005-2011 Gaydar. Rubbish Gays back in the day used to um, rule Gaydar. Well, show off in the Manchester Chat/Cruising Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-88788679565281873312016-02-20T02:49:00.000+00:002017-05-01T01:11:17.613+01:00Cabin Boy
We have just seen the 'New' Cabin Fever. We see. This is either a rubbish, needless remake, or a piss-poor reimagining. Whichever. It's the same. Maybe it was a different cabin? Still this film has the correct number of cabins as per Cabin in the Woods. We suppose it gave a lot of people a lot of time something to do. All's well...Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-60726725561919817422015-06-07T19:39:00.001+01:002018-08-08T14:57:34.598+01:00Certain Aged Actresses Fit For Only Able To Play Superheroes MothersSally Fields - The Amazing Spiderman
Diane Lane - Man of Steel
Carole Kane - Gotham
Helen Slater - Supergirl
Annette O'Toole - Smallville
Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-88056001628883542142015-06-06T06:10:00.001+01:002015-06-06T06:10:13.039+01:00Oh Fuck!!Agrh, it has happened. We finally, after quite a long time, have felt like they needed some SEX. In capitals to draw attention. Having though looked at themselves of late. Weight has been gained, more than one would have expected. Instead of sitting watching Netflix eating Haribo & Wispa Biscuits. A resolution hath been made (ie one fingered typing).
  We want, again a decent body. Us At Rubbish Towershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com