Are Rainbows Gay?

We bought several packets of sweets from Tesco. This was the high/low light. RAINBOW BELTS. After opening them we thought they looked very gay.

We will not go into the gay symbolism of the homosexual/rainbow link. Instead, we conducted our own small non-scientific experiment,  we call it RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN.

RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN

We had our camera ready to record our results.  We wondered, if by association these rainbow laces can make things look gay/gayer. Constant thoughts of ours can be dull, however like KD Lang we were constantly craving some answers. We thought more over tea and decided to (also) call it DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY?

DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY? 

Our exhaustive experiment consisted of wrapping the sweet (See above pic) around various masculine items. We took pictures of each. Our experiment. Ta-Dah!!

Above our first masculine items were a HAMMER and a LIGHT-BULB. Fancy we know. We continued.

Our items this time were VEHICLE BODY ADHESIVE SPRAY and a KNIFE. As we look again, this is actually a FISH KNIFE or BONING KNIFE. This could affect our conclusion.

CONCLUSION

Rainbows DO make people (men) gay.

             

The Heat Is On!!

Indeed the HEAT is on. By HEAT we mean STREET. What is on that street? Masses of 'trash' left after Pride
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We could be from the late 70s, as at the time crisp packets & chewing gum wrappers drilled it into children (but unlike another 70s children driller, this was a good thing).
Generally now we DO NOT LITTER

We  Look back at the picture. Do you see? That's right it is GAY RUBBISH left by...RUBBISH GAYS.

To recap RUBBISH GAYS = GAY RUBBISH

We thank you