Cotton Picking Faggot
Jeez louise. Sorry this is late. We missed it too. It made us want to blog again. Thank you Anthony you sad trout.
We can't imagine his agent's phone call. Well maybe we can.
"Hi Tony luvvie, got a great gig lined up for you. Well you know you are cheap yup yup and quite rubbish yup yup, and what's your favorite shop?? Not Primark, the other one. Yeah that's right Poundland. They are opening their 200th store. YES WAY! I knew you'd love it. They will pay for a taxi to and from the store and say you can get a 30% discount at ALL their branches. I KNOW!! Seventypenceland it will be for you. OK OK I'm texting the details to you now. Love to Blanche. Byyyyye"