Are Rainbows Gay?

We bought several packets of sweets from Tesco. This was the high/low light. RAINBOW BELTS. After opening them we thought they looked very gay.

We will not go into the gay symbolism of the homosexual/rainbow link. Instead, we conducted our own small non-scientific experiment,  we call it RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN.

RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN

We had our camera ready to record our results.  We wondered, if by association these rainbow laces can make things look gay/gayer. Constant thoughts of ours can be dull, however like KD Lang we were constantly craving some answers. We thought more over tea and decided to (also) call it DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY?

DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY? 

Our exhaustive experiment consisted of wrapping the sweet (See above pic) around various masculine items. We took pictures of each. Our experiment. Ta-Dah!!

Above our first masculine items were a HAMMER and a LIGHT-BULB. Fancy we know. We continued.

Our items this time were VEHICLE BODY ADHESIVE SPRAY and a KNIFE. As we look again, this is actually a FISH KNIFE or BONING KNIFE. This could affect our conclusion.

CONCLUSION

Rainbows DO make people (men) gay.

             

The Heat Is On!!

Indeed the HEAT is on. By HEAT we mean STREET. What is on that street? Masses of 'trash' left after Pride
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We could be from the late 70s, as at the time crisp packets & chewing gum wrappers drilled it into children (but unlike another 70s children driller, this was a good thing).
Generally now we DO NOT LITTER

We  Look back at the picture. Do you see? That's right it is GAY RUBBISH left by...RUBBISH GAYS.

To recap RUBBISH GAYS = GAY RUBBISH

We thank you

Happy Rubbish (Christmas Gays)

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Our Mother has just been for her Christmas visit. Bless her for her presents. We could be in our 40s. Her presents included a Marvel desk calendar & a Marvel dressing gown. Great gifts for a comic book lover. As previously mentioned we are older. We like DC Comics, we hate Marvel. Rubbish Gays put the gown on, hood too. Thank you Mother.

Our sister went out & brought us back 20 cigarettes. Gawd blesh yer.

Make Your Own Pun

Today is the 1st of May. May rhymes with gay. We hope you, like us, have a Rubbish May. Perhaps a Rubbish (Theresa) May.

Jughead Is Cool

OMGZ. Archie always had Betty and Veronica to buy drinks. Our money was on Betty paying everything, in fact I'm sure her father runs a tab at the Riverdale pub. Now Veronica has introduced their 1st gay character Kevin Keller. Here's where we would have put our money on Jughead being a homo. Hoorah he's got his own comic. Here it is...




He looks fit but we bet he never has sex.

Twat Tweets, Nation Not Suprised

We now follow the Mama Moohas and now Twitter.

Tweet

Shit Stabbers

Yes, he's a cunt!! On Gaydar he is, look for him, message him, please.

Is your best freind gay? Is he a pain in the arse? Ours is too. A royal pain and not the good kind. We have sent him to bed early for being such a Marmite.

Goodbye To Love

Stupid Gay queenie, in other words a Rubbish Gay.

Who The Fuck Are You?

Argh this is why I hate living in Tydesley. To be (Rachel St)evens about this rubbish gays exist everywhere. Should I put a 'LOL' here? Oh fuck you, fuck off!!

Sick, Weak, Fucked Off (Join Our Club)

You don't have to be Cher to believe but Rubbish Gays has been ill. Not that we have been ill for months, we have just been lazy on this column. We have been ill for a week, yes with a strong cough, but very strong. Our mother was involved!

The most heinous part to being ill is watching daytime television. Everybody Loves Raymond!! Now we hate this show, but this morning we laughed at it, several times, shame on us. Rosemary & Thyme, we have been watching it EVERY day and love it, shame on us. We are in bed by 11pm, shame on us. We avoided Gaydar for 2 weeks, shame on us. We haven't had gay sex for 6 weeks, shame on us. We haven't done Ketamine for 7 weeks now, nor weed for 4. We know we are letting our local dealers down, but we can't help it. SORRY.

PS Our Benylin was non-drowsy too!! Holy shit!!

Two Gays In A Bath One Says To The Other 'Where's The Soap'?

...and the other says 'Yes, It does doesn't it'. OK we know this classic joke is really about 2 nuns in a bath, but there are gay times ahead in our nations soap operas so an emergency substitution is acceptable.



As seen in above article Rubbish Gay Anthony Cotton's character Sean Tully in Coronation Street is getting a new love interest. As he is so rubbish and camp we ask ourselves 'What will this new beau look like?' See above. He is fit, attractive and waaaay out of Sean's league. So we ask ourselves WTF?

While we were WTF-ing ourselves THIS came in....



OMG Eastenders are at it too!! And at the same time!! To be honest we think Christian is a lil bit hot, we have perved on him before. We would definitely do him. He has a thing for wearing vest tops, we have weedy arms so are unable to partake of the vest/tank top.

So we at Rubbish Gays are going to throw all our weight behind the Eastenders gay storyline. We would actually quite get turned on when they make out, whereas with Coronation Street we are gonna need a bucket when Sean starts his seduction routine. May we add 'blee'.

OK, forewarned is forearmed. Get ready for a hot summer gayfest, some of it won't be pretty, but like a car accident we won't be able to help looking (and being sick), and neither will you. Enjoy!

What Have I Done To Deserve Chris?

Quite why Neil was a chess piece and Chris was a dead ringer for Britney/Anne Robinson we may never know. However as previously imagined the Pet Shop Boys at the Brits was a real extravaganza! Apart from the bit when we heard Dusty Springfield turn in her grave as Lady Gaga JUST DANCED over it (all day all day).

We will do more on this article tommorrow we promise.

Fuck Harry Potter? (God it looks like Daniel, must be the klouds in my koffee)

Fuck us but what is happening??? Shut the fuck up it's a rhetorical question. Remember our (quite frankly wrong) obbsession with Calvin from S Club 8 nee Juniors? Well this one is much better.

Harry fucking Potter, WOT A HUNK, who knew? I called Pink, she claimed to know but shes a lesbo so her info is flakey at best.

Daniel oh yes, i would deffo Goblet his Fire. I'd stick my Philosopher's Stone up his Azkaban no messing. Half Blood Prince? Is this a reference to the semi-on I get looking at these new quite frankly erotic pics. Shut the fuck up again it's rhetorical. We can't quite form a last pun about his Chamber Of Secrets, but it sounds erotic.

One last note. Unlike some of you perverts we haven't been waiting the past five years like Leona for a Moment Like This. Again quoting ourselves 'You don't have to be Dannii Minogue to begin to wonder, nor do you have to be Cher to believe'. A young man without his top needs no more praise. Why guild the lily?

Coming soon, our new found love of Mark Brummie from Sam & Mark/TMI and our constant annoyance at the replacement of Alistair Appleton with Posh Ben Fogle on our screens. It's NOT right NOR is it OK.

Rubbish Music on: Mason ft. Princess Superstar - Perfect Exceeder