Fuck Harry Potter? (God it looks like Daniel, must be the klouds in my koffee)
Fuck us but what is happening??? Shut the fuck up it's a rhetorical question. Remember our (quite frankly wrong) obbsession with Calvin from S Club 8 nee Juniors? Well this one is much better.
Harry fucking Potter, WOT A HUNK, who knew? I called Pink, she claimed to know but shes a lesbo so her info is flakey at best.
Daniel oh yes, i would deffo Goblet his Fire. I'd stick my Philosopher's Stone up his Azkaban no messing. Half Blood Prince? Is this a reference to the semi-on I get looking at these new quite frankly erotic pics. Shut the fuck up again it's rhetorical. We can't quite form a last pun about his Chamber Of Secrets, but it sounds erotic.
One last note. Unlike some of you perverts we haven't been waiting the past five years like Leona for a Moment Like This. Again quoting ourselves 'You don't have to be Dannii Minogue to begin to wonder, nor do you have to be Cher to believe'. A young man without his top needs no more praise. Why guild the lily?
Coming soon, our new found love of Mark Brummie from Sam & Mark/TMI and our constant annoyance at the replacement of Alistair Appleton with Posh Ben Fogle on our screens. It's NOT right NOR is it OK.
Rubbish Music on: Mason ft. Princess Superstar - Perfect Exceeder