What Have I Done To Deserve Chris?
Quite why Neil was a chess piece and Chris was a dead ringer for Britney/Anne Robinson we may never know. However as previously imagined the Pet Shop Boys at the Brits was a real extravaganza! Apart from the bit when we heard Dusty Springfield turn in her grave as Lady Gaga JUST DANCED over it (all day all day).
We will do more on this article tommorrow we promise.