Rubbish Gays

Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sick, Weak, Fucked Off (Join Our Club)



You don't have to be Cher to believe but Rubbish Gays has been ill. Not that we have been ill for months, we have just been lazy on this column. We have been ill for a week, yes with a strong cough, but very strong. Our mother was involved!

The most heinous part to being ill is watching daytime television. Everybody Loves Raymond!! Now we hate this show, but this morning we laughed at it, several times, shame on us. Rosemary & Thyme, we have been watching it EVERY day and love it, shame on us. We are in bed by 11pm, shame on us. We avoided Gaydar for 2 weeks, shame on us. We haven't had gay sex for 6 weeks, shame on us. We haven't done Ketamine for 7 weeks now, nor weed for 4. We know we are letting our local dealers down, but we can't help it. SORRY.

PS Our Benylin was non-drowsy too!! Holy shit!!

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We love you, we think you should have your own facebook fan page.. Keep being rubbish xx

12:30 am  
Anonymous patrick francis said...

lets face it you are rubbish sometimes (5%) but the rest of the time you are A FREAKIN' hero.
apart from when you are ill.
or asleep...( %?)

4:20 pm  

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