ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: A gaylien invasion has begun. The man who wrote the telling line "I'm doing it, I'm really doing it" and many others in Queer As Folk, is writing Dr Who. Don't hold your breath though 'cos Bob & Margaret was shite.
Everyone knows that Tom Baker was the best Doctor yet he's not exactly fit. Enter the new Dr Christopher Eccleston, gentlemen start your engines!!! He's a Salford lad, he's tall, and has a big nose IE we think he has a big cock. Lets play master and servant!!
[Rubbish TV on: The Simpsons - Sky One ]
