Darren Osbourne -Cocky Fuckwitt
Brookside is behind us. All that is ahead is Hollyoaks, look to the future now... Darren Osbourne, who knows or cares what his real name is but he's a nasty piece of work. He was a twat then and he's a twat now, and frankly it's fouling up 'The Dog in the Pond'. Luckly for him he is well fit, and as such needs this sly streak knobbing out of him. As there is only one gay in Chester, and he's a weed, Rubbish Gays puts itself forward for this hard task. Details on Darren's bringing down to earth with a gay bump here, if and when it happens.
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