A Call To Arms
London is rubbish, The Cheeky Girls are not. How they ever landed this contract is a mystery to us, a gay in the decision making process maybe. I can almost hear them now "Don't be shy, two for one, London bound, for a bum(ing)". As first look the hotpants appear to be gay pink, but no. As can be seen above right, an almost perfect match can be found in the B & Q Tate paint range, it's name? Decadent. I'll say.
[Rubbish TV on: Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - BBC Three ]