Jewel Of The Vile

It was last Cazzo's Sex Skins that had us anally fixated, but after missing an article about anal bleaching on Channel 5, our curiosity has been poked. We didn't see the the rim whitening process, but it got us thinking 'ouch' in a bad way, should you really have to suffer for your fart?? Are there any other ways to enhance your box of delights?? Indeed there are, pay attention all you would be pipe-cleaners and potential chimney sweeps. Rubbish Gays probes, briefly, ways to make your brown eye blue (the gay way), or low tech methods to dress your ring. Apart from the obvious, clean (no excuse, moist wipes for added freshness) & shaved (five mins tops, if you want that rim you'd better work), what else? What's that Minogue?? Danni who?? You begin to what??



Wonder no more, this range of anal jewelry will help your mutton look more like lamb, or give a dim ring a bling-bling vim. Made of 100% solid metal & the finest cut pieces of Nuggetique, with matching cufflinks this classy yet understated bum bling will make you the bell-end of every mans ball. When you wished upon a star, did you ever believe a jewel in your crown could ever turn so many purple heads, or catch so many jap's eyes?? Order today and say Good Night Black Hole, Good Morning Starshine!! (Click here to see above item as worn by A. Sad Model)

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