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Sunday, September 26, 2004

Jewel Of The Vile

It was last Cazzo's Sex Skins that had us anally fixated, but after missing an article about anal bleaching on Channel 5, our curiosity has been poked. We didn't see the the rim whitening process, but it got us thinking 'ouch' in a bad way, should you really have to suffer for your fart?? Are there any other ways to enhance your box of delights?? Indeed there are, pay attention all you would be pipe-cleaners and potential chimney sweeps. Rubbish Gays probes, briefly, ways to make your brown eye blue (the gay way), or low tech methods to dress your ring. Apart from the obvious, clean (no excuse, moist wipes for added freshness) & shaved (five mins tops, if you want that rim you'd better work), what else? What's that Minogue?? Danni who?? You begin to what??

Insert own gag, maybe with reference to Uranus & sta(..SNIP-ED). Boom-boom!!

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