Just looking at the small advert above sent us in a spin until your new title 'Hooligans' arrived (plain packaging ta). However about 30 minutes in we were already reaching for the DVD remote. Lads wankin in trackies tryin to hold a can & a cig in the same hand, is not that horny, we failed to top the semi we got in the first 5 minutes. Wanking maybe normal hooligan behaviour, but it's not our bag.
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