Rubbish Gays you have been charged with being rubbish. This charge alone is enough to send you down to Larkhall for a spell. However this rubbishness seems to have interfered with your work. The case against you rest mainly on your bone(on) Idle ways resulting in your shabby webshite not being updated for four weeks. How do you plead?
Very well, 1st witness A. Reader
Um with todays date being the 2nd of September, we have no defence.
The prosecution rests.
In our defence we were getting a bit samey and needed a break. 3 articles in a row about Big Brother certainly implies one trick pony, and a bit Daily Star.
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