Jail Bait

Chances are if you're a rubbish gay, you're single. Dating hasn't worked (never does), Gaydar is a constant letdown (like a true best friend), what else is out there? Lucky for you we have been sniffing about and have been drawn like a fly to shit to Horny Prison Pals. Horny, I guess they feel horny but certainly don't look it. These adverts are swiped wholesale, ie we have not been tampering.



Who doesn't love an ass to pound? Here's one!! Good job this crim is passive 'cos his rap sheet shows murder, backs to the walls boys!!



His ad is not that horny, so we have saved you the bother. Poor fucker though, burglary and in the clink for the next 8 years. Most likely turd burglary. Most thoughtfully though he has enclosed a drawing/tracing of his cock.



If you're interested, please send me an e-mail. We will forward it, and make plans to buy a hat.

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