Monday, September 15, 2003

Shat-on 3

In space, no-one can see your helmet hair....

Last night Rubbish Gays watched Saturn 3. We weren't amused. SPOILERS AHEAD:Farrah survives, the other 2 are killed by the robot & you see Kirk's bare arse twice (once in homoerotic tussle). For me the biggest twist was how Farrah's hair got flickier & flickier until it flicks into a (girl's) world of it's own. As far as rubbish gays is concerned, Fawcett-Majors was just a fill-in Angel until they could get Cheryl Ladd.

In conclusion, Capricorn One yes, Saturn 3 no. Tomorrow, 'The importance of being Lynda Carter (and not Farrah Fawcett(-Majors lol).

[Rubbish music on: Good Boys [Radio Edit] - Blondie ]