Ask Not For Whom The Toilet Rolls...
'Makes a great and unusual gift, good for a laugh every time!' Is the jaunty strap-line for this 'item'. My freind used to have one with a radio & ash-tray on top.
'Installs in seconds... years of fun!'
Oh I am quite sure the joke wears thin very quickly.
[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]