Sunday, July 27, 2003

Gay and rubbish, meet David Gest

Looking like he's just a spine injury short of being Christopher Reeve, the Gest has pushed Liza over the edge. We all know that Shirley Maclaine is the only old woman who can do high-kicks. After a successfully but brief run they are no longer. Just like poor old Lady Di, with the botox there were three of them in that marriage. A few months ago, they cancelled plans for a wedding anniversary party for 1,200 guests in Times Square, citing, get this, ' the war with Iraq' (and Minnelli entering rehab). The war is over, but the custody battle for their uber-gay pets can now begin.