The Gay Before You Came
Manchester is full of camp cows. For reasons still unknown to both local gays and naffs alike, Manchester has developed a herd of fake looking cows. Dressed up to the nines, all fur coat and no knickers, in the Village they wouldn't bat an eye. Surely queens MUST be involved somewhere? Oh here we go, the Palace Theatres entry, tacky, yet stylish meet Mama Mooa. A bovine bender if ever there was. We of course are aware cows are female, so a gay cow would be in fact a lesbian. Normally rug munchers get little attention on these pages, so lap it up ladiez, it's a long time till the next KD Lang album.
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