Rubbish Gays

Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Snap, Crackle, Poppers!!

Smells like teen spirit

Product warning!! It has come to us from several sources that the lids on current poppers bottle are like Dannii Minogue's career, very fragile. Imagine if you will, a homosexual entertainment venue. The WKD is flowing, you've got a glow band, then Cher comes on. Fab!! Get the poppers out!! Ooh sniff *bleargh* Cap back on quick afore the rush cums. Then *break/snap*, the top of the lid comes off in your hand. FUCK!! Too late now, thumb on top, feel the music, hot, sweaty, rubbish. When the pink mist clears you look down. 'What am I going to do now?', lucky for you we have those hints you need.

Top Tips For Popped Off Poppers
- Keep thumb over top at all times
- Don't stop movin'.
- Pass among freinds/strangers. Share the wealth.
- Accept that you will need to get another bottle.
- Get in 'the zone'.
- If desperate, chew a large piece of gum. Push in top of bottle.
- Tell your retailer!!

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