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Thursday, June 10, 2004

One Fine Gay


Money For Nothing, cocks for free
The rancidity that is Porn Idol *gag* is back. The final is at the rubbishest gay club in Little Britain, G-A-Why-Oh-Why. Hosted by our very own Brian Dowling. Last years prize was some Clone Zone Vouchers, a part in a porn film, and some poppers, not a clue what this years lucky winner will get. Apart from being fuck up the ass of course.

As can be seen by this tacky .gif, they all bow down Emperor Ming of Mongo. If we EVER saw porn staring any of these hounds it would rape our eyes. Of course if you are one of the Porn Idolists please do write in. We would love to hear from you. Mail to usual address.

[Rubbish music on: Love Comes Again -Tiesto featuring BT]

6 Comments:

Blogger SL&V said...

"Ricky" was supposed to be in Skaterboy with my good self but alas he had to pull out (as it were) due to an anal fissure after being vigorously double fucked on a ketamine binge.
He had to supply the producer with a doctors note stating the above, best bit of medical extrapolation I've ever seen. I think he's framed it.

Ahem.

So now he's trying for Porn Idol (good luck!).
His voice could do with being a few octaves lower to go with the estate-lad posture but I guess you can't have everything.

4:13 pm  
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oh, so it's true! An friend told me this story, and I didn't believe it. It's great when urban myths turn out to be real.

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Blogger SL&V said...

He's an "Urban Legend"?

Dear god no-one tell him or he'll think he's famous. Shudder.

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