Rubbish gays doesn't seem to see many new films. So you can imagine how balls were bursting when a dodgy mate comes over with 'Pirates of the Carribean'. Johnny Depp is well fit, it's been official for years. However in the pirate/eyeliner, the fitness was lost. Enter Orlando Blooming fit. After a day of masterbating over a shaky VHS copy, a non-dodgy mate dropped off 'Lord of the rings 2:the revenge', much cleaner he was, the Bloom boy that is. I would do him and the merry whatstheirnames, and Frodo, even though we know that sex between men of contrasting heights never works, at best it just looks wrong. There is also the feet, never sure about the link between feet & penis size. Rubbish gays has learned to watch for dimples & big noses for a big knob potential.
[Rubbish TV on: Born to win - BBC1 ]
