Rubbish Gays

Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Thursday, October 16, 2003

A Cock For All Seasons



Lets look at these results. After an early lead Mike Dixon has been judged only 3rd largest suspected cock. Rubbish Gays thinks the Timberlake's cock is vastly overrated. A fat tongue by no means equals a fat cock, so how Jamie has reached number 2 I will never know. Finally the young Princes, oh dear a very poor showing from our future King. Harry at the bottom can mean only one thing, if you have ginger leanings, people will think your tool is tiny.

Signs to look out for sure fire length & girth:
- Big Hands
- Big Nose
- Cleft chin/dimple

WARNING: Never judge from bulge alone. Some men have overly large balls, Rubbish Gays has fell into this trap before.

New poll over to the left. Vote now!!

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