Mr Willis, Your Flight May Be Delayed

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Having just watched Lucky Number Sleven I was reminded AGAIN how dangerous Bruce Willis is at an airport. I thought immediately of 12 Monkeys, skipping over (how could I forget) Die Hard II. Whilst looking for a picture representing this, I came across this tit-bit, Bruce Willis' private airport plan sparks lawsuit from Idaho residents Hooray, I'm not the only one concerned. The article itself is very, very dull. Lots of babble about zoning laws breached. No fear about the residents being hijacked on a plane, etc. People of Idaho be careful!!

​ We HATE Richard Quest

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Richard Quest frontline CNN dickhead. Richard, or Dick, why are you such a douche? Rubbish Gays can only be viewed in the bedroom of Rubbish Towers, however such viewing material is sullied by unerotic, tasteless adverts with this dick. Being sure we are not the first to abore him so we googled it. Search term 'I hate Richard Quest', I was thrilled by the 1st entry.

This Richard Quest asshole on CNN!

Hoorah!

Then, only the third entry. Hallelujah:-

Richard Quest, CNN Reporter, Arrested On Drug Charges.

​ The shocking details were revealed. As we were not aware of these details we shall throw light IE state them again to renforce our point.

'Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot'

Hoo-fuckin-rah!! A rope?! Fnar, fnar!! Sex toy in boot?! Fnar, fnar!!

'Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.'

Meth?! Fnar, fnar!!

Finally and most amusingly :-

'It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.'

What a penis!! God, please smite him down. It seems the above mentioned event happened 9 years ago. Damn!! PLEASE let it happen again. In the meantime we shall go back to this heavily circulated picture of Will Young's cock. (About Will Young's cock picture, yes it's big and uncut, BUT never in a bath a selfie take). If you haven't seen it yet, here you hand see it by clicking this.

​ The Older We Get, The Younger Everyone Else Seems To Be

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Having done our casual check on Digitalspy.com, we saw the TV Flash Grant Gustin hes become engaged. What?! For a start he always appeared too young to play The Flash, late 30's we imagined The Flash should be. Anyway, this news reminded us of the great divide between the young and the old. More importantly how old WE were and how young everybody else seems to be. I loathe to use the word 'whippersnapper', however there must always be some snappering or nothing would ever get done. Madonna would be number 1, the charts would be 'The Hit Parade' and Snickers would still be called Marathon. Colton Heyes, is another TV superhero casting, he was Roy Harper 'Speedy' in Arrow. After having a few 'difficult moments on the Internet', IE I'm not saying I'm gay, but I'm not saying I'm not. Of course I am paraphrasing. However in the past weeks he too has got engaged, to a MAN??!! Hooray!! When Rubbish Gays was younger it was all, Mrs Thatcher, Clause 28 and The Age Of Consent. Thats right you had be 21 to be legally gay. Now I'm not saying Colton or Grant is 21 but it's the thin end of the wedge. EVERYONE is getting younger!! Gay Porn. Yes of course we have seen it. We are a gay after all. Twinks back in the day used to be called 'chickens', now as then, RUBBISH. apart from pervy men, who whats to look at these 'acting'. At the other end, there are too many old, ugly, mongs now in porn. This I blame on cheap, instant technology. Yes, it's great porn is free to all but should much of it be made? porngayxhubhamster.com holds delights, also much, much horror.

Make Your Own Pun

Today is the 1st of May. May rhymes with gay. We hope you, like us, have a Rubbish May. Perhaps a Rubbish (Theresa) May.

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same

It's 2017, Rubbish Gays has been on their first Grindr meet. There could be many reasons why the time was right, none of which are to be dwelled on here. We at Rubbish Gays were aware of all the hints n tips of a meet. Correction, we used to know how it all worked thanks to 2005-2011 Gaydar. Rubbish Gays back in the day used to um, rule Gaydar. Well, show off in the Manchester Chat/Cruising Room. In the day Rubbish Gays used to have a car & be a bit thinner, our profile would turn heads. Flash forward to last week. What could a sex/drugs be like nowadays? The arrangement, taxi & travel were very quick. First hurdle cleared. He was alright, chatty but always fiddling with his phone. He was in and out the living room, kitchen, toilet still on his phone. During all this his flat mate came in, sat down. He was fully dressed (I will mention now we were naked and nowhere near sex). Porn was on the gentlemen's HD tv, fit flat mate start to pull in his jean crotch. This he only did twice for ten seconds in two minutes. After which he left the room never to return. Meanwhile the gentleman caller we had visited earlier was still in & out of the room. Another porn was put on 'for me?'. After being left 30 minutes alone, we got dressed. After another ten minutes he came back in the room, (oddly enough bearing in mind he hasn't seen us for a while DRESSED). We asked him to call a taxi, meanwhile he was telling me some 'mates' were coming over. Looking back, it was a good idea we left. If fact it would have been better had we never went at all In conclusion there is NO difference between meets now & then, just more pictures nowadays. We thank you.

Cabin Boy

  We have just seen the 'New' Cabin Fever. We see. This is either a rubbish, needless remake, or a piss-poor reimagining. Whichever. It's the same. Maybe it was a different cabin? Still this film has the correct number of cabins as per Cabin in the Woods. We suppose it gave a lot of people a lot of time something to do. All's well...

Certain Aged Actresses Fit For Only Able To Play Superheroes Mothers

Sally Fields - The Amazing Spiderman
Diane Lane - Man of Steel
Carole Kane - Gotham
Helen Slater - Supergirl
Annette O'Toole - Smallville