Twat Tweets, Nation Not Suprised

We now follow the Mama Moohas and now Twitter.

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Shit Stabbers

Yes, he's a cunt!! On Gaydar he is, look for him, message him, please.

Is your best freind gay? Is he a pain in the arse? Ours is too. A royal pain and not the good kind. We have sent him to bed early for being such a Marmite.

Goodbye To Love

Stupid Gay queenie, in other words a Rubbish Gay.

Yesterday Once More

Yesterday we did GL. Yesterday we had the ambulance call round on us.Yesterday the Police called after. No joke. To Bolton Infirmary we were delived in the back of a Police van in sox, and handcuffs, sounds erotic, but wasn't. Hurt's our shoulder even now. Oww!!

TOP TIP:When you have taken GBL or GHL with freinds, make sure they put you to bed. Not send you home with a 'caring' housemate. Remember 'Owww!!, Police , Ambulance'. REMEMBER!! ALSO HANDCUFFS, THEY HURT OWW!!

Is God Fit?

Smallville has a hottie, no it's not God, though if you haven't downloaded DC's The Bible you should do so now.



No it's gay named Oliver Queen (I love a queen get it?). Gawd he's fit AND wears a costume and everything. The Green Honest is funny, but Green Arrow is horny. Check out his pictures. We used to think Clark Bent was fit but now he's agreed to marry Lois Lame, it happened over 10 years ago in the comics so we shouldn't be suprised. Get ready for Olkly wearing a suit, drool, with luck he will take his top off. BTW this is the last ever season of Smallville so get onoard while there is still time. Clark has the suit but hasn't become Superman yet. We wait!!

Who The Fuck Are You?

Argh this is why I hate living in Tydesley. To be (Rachel St)evens about this rubbish gays exist everywhere. Should I put a 'LOL' here? Oh fuck you, fuck off!!