Is your best freind gay? Is he a pain in the arse? Ours is too. A royal pain and not the good kind. We have sent him to bed early for being such a Marmite.

Goodbye To Love

Stupid Gay queenie, in other words a Rubbish Gay.

Yesterday Once More

Yesterday we did GL. Yesterday we had the ambulance call round on us.Yesterday the Police called after. No joke. To Bolton Infirmary we were delived in the back of a Police van in sox, and handcuffs, sounds erotic, but wasn't. Hurt's our shoulder even now. Oww!!

TOP TIP:When you have taken GBL or GHL with freinds, make sure they put you to bed. Not send you home with a 'caring' housemate. Remember 'Owww!!, Police , Ambulance'. REMEMBER!! ALSO HANDCUFFS, THEY HURT OWW!!

Is God Fit?

Smallville has a hottie, no it's not God, though if you haven't downloaded DC's The Bible you should do so now.



No it's gay named Oliver Queen (I love a queen get it?). Gawd he's fit AND wears a costume and everything. The Green Honest is funny, but Green Arrow is horny. Check out his pictures. We used to think Clark Bent was fit but now he's agreed to marry Lois Lame, it happened over 10 years ago in the comics so we shouldn't be suprised. Get ready for Olkly wearing a suit, drool, with luck he will take his top off. BTW this is the last ever season of Smallville so get onoard while there is still time. Clark has the suit but hasn't become Superman yet. We wait!!

Who The Fuck Are You?

Argh this is why I hate living in Tydesley. To be (Rachel St)evens about this rubbish gays exist everywhere. Should I put a 'LOL' here? Oh fuck you, fuck off!!

Cheap Fags

Thanks to Anonymous back in June (Yes we are THAT slow). Here's a picture of (money grabber, drop-of-a-hat) Sean Tully opening Poundland. It was back then and it was a landmark shop 100th I think.

Note pink shirt worn by young boy, note Gordon Kaye from 'allo 'allo in the middle. Furthermore check out the guy on the right. He looks disgusted. Damn right.

PS After watching Coronation Street we noticed Sean's love interest slip out his fingers. Thank fuck. That's all we can say. Thank fuck. Sean if you are reading this, we imagine you are the type of person that often Googles himself, PLEASE email us. We would love to hear from you. A man like you could easily become our biggest fan (bigger than Sir Holly Johnson. Our email is here just remove the naff.

Sick, Weak, Fucked Off (Join Our Club)

You don't have to be Cher to believe but Rubbish Gays has been ill. Not that we have been ill for months, we have just been lazy on this column. We have been ill for a week, yes with a strong cough, but very strong. Our mother was involved!

The most heinous part to being ill is watching daytime television. Everybody Loves Raymond!! Now we hate this show, but this morning we laughed at it, several times, shame on us. Rosemary & Thyme, we have been watching it EVERY day and love it, shame on us. We are in bed by 11pm, shame on us. We avoided Gaydar for 2 weeks, shame on us. We haven't had gay sex for 6 weeks, shame on us. We haven't done Ketamine for 7 weeks now, nor weed for 4. We know we are letting our local dealers down, but we can't help it. SORRY.

PS Our Benylin was non-drowsy too!! Holy shit!!