Welcome To The Pleasuredome

Frankie say Relax!! In other words, use poppers. After devouring a Bone in my Flute by Holly Johnson, reading how he was fucked over (not sexually) by the whole FGTH thing, but now is at peace with it. I was shocked then to see that Frankie Goes To Hollywood have reformed. Looking at the sad lads in the picture reminds us that Frankie was like Grease, it WAS the word, but it just isn't anymore. I bet Holly has got summit stuck in his craw seeing as 3 of the reformed band did fuck all anyway, maybe his regal scouseness gets a premium as he's the 'voice'. Joking aside Welcome to The Pleasuredome is one of the best LP's ever made, download it now as I'm sure some queen has it online somewhere .While you're at it, Frankie say "Download 'Male Stripper-Man2Man Meets Man Parish' too". Strip for me babe....

[Rubbish Music on: Ray Of Light - Madonna ]

At Last!!

Look it's gay reality TV contestant Craig, who is both nice and 100% fit, in a chicken kind of way. Agreed, as a 'tanning consultant' he has a gayer job than either Brian Dowling or Teen Big Brother Irish gay fag, but face it, he's no Ewok like Terry twat from The Salon.

[Rubbish TV on: Shattered - Channel 4 ]

A Window Into The Real World of Rubbish Gays (Or 'The Crying Gay')

Things my boyfreind has cried at over Christmas:-

Santa Claus : The movie. When Santa saves Dudley Moore.

Pinnoccio (live action) when Pinnoccio turns into a real boy

The Santa Clause. Twice, when Santa falls off the roof, then the ending

Eastenders. Twice, the wedding, then the festive ending.

Mulan. All the last ten minutes.

The King & I. During 'Shall we dance'.

100 Greatest Musicals. Numerous times, last time being at the No 1 Grease, Olivia Netwon-John "She just is SO Sandy (blub)'

Lord Of The Rings:The Two Towers. Twice.

Charmed. Four times.

Conclusion, you don't have to be Kym Marsh, but it helps.

[Rubbish TV on: Sister Act - ITV 1 ]

The New Russian Queens

Fuck me!! From Ananova Rubbish Gays has learned that my girlfriends, in another attempt to gain world domination, will be running against Vladimir Putin for President. Fuck how we wish were Russian.

[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]

OI! You In The Kilt!! FUCK OFF!!

Beware of kilts this New Year, especially gays in kilts. This is Ben, he's a rubbish gay who likes wearing kilts. He is also a God botherer who is too into Disney for his own good. He has a crappo website, click here to see it!!

[Rubbish TV on: James & The Giant Peach - BBC 1 ]

A Tale Of Two Bummers

The Road To El Dorado this afternoon was a cornucopia of gayness. It was a bit like the Million Pound Property Experiment, but set in 16th century South America. Extra points for male animated bottom nudity, not seen since Titan A.E. (Points taken away by Elton John's bumming songs).

[Rubbish music on: Im Glad (Paul Oakenfold Perfec - Jennifer Lopez ]

Dancing Like A Cunt

Rubbish Gays spent most of the weekend in company of other rubbish gays & a wipe-clean dance mat. A declaration must be made:Dance mat games are the most fun in the world EVER. Having converted a causal gamer in to a dance mat lover, the word MUST be spread. The gem pictured above includes the classic 'One Step Closer', so no excuses. There are of course no extra points for waving your arms about, but why not anyway.

Meanwhile searching for alternatives we came across this new item 'hot from Japan'. Normally they always have the best stuff, but this looks like purest shite.



"Look mum I'm Vanessa mae!!"

[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]