Dancing Like A Cunt
Rubbish Gays spent most of the weekend in company of other rubbish gays & a wipe-clean dance mat. A declaration must be made:Dance mat games are the most fun in the world EVER. Having converted a causal gamer in to a dance mat lover, the word MUST be spread. The gem pictured above includes the classic 'One Step Closer', so no excuses. There are of course no extra points for waving your arms about, but why not anyway.
Meanwhile searching for alternatives we came across this new item 'hot from Japan'. Normally they always have the best stuff, but this looks like purest shite.
"Look mum I'm Vanessa mae!!"
[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]