Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Malchik Gay??

Am I a gay??

Meet Louis, new junior in The Salon. Coming across as trying to be different, individual, until I saw he's only just left home and is crying already. Poor cow. Meanwhile memories of Ollie, a a junior of gay-past still haunt me. To that end here is is:

I am G.A.Y. and loving it!!

Ps Very fit & winning smile Ollie. Where are you now?? Click here if you know him, or what he's up to!!


[Rubbish music on: My LA Ex - Rachel Stevens ]

Monday, September 15, 2003

Shat-on 3

In space, no-one can see your helmet hair....

Last night Rubbish Gays watched Saturn 3. We weren't amused. SPOILERS AHEAD:Farrah survives, the other 2 are killed by the robot & you see Kirk's bare arse twice (once in homoerotic tussle). For me the biggest twist was how Farrah's hair got flickier & flickier until it flicks into a (girl's) world of it's own. As far as rubbish gays is concerned, Fawcett-Majors was just a fill-in Angel until they could get Cheryl Ladd.

In conclusion, Capricorn One yes, Saturn 3 no. Tomorrow, 'The importance of being Lynda Carter (and not Farrah Fawcett(-Majors lol).

[Rubbish music on: Good Boys [Radio Edit] - Blondie ]


Out of hand!!

This site is fast becoming a one-trick pony. I asked readers if I had gone to far. Rather than clutter up the site with these voices of reason, I have them here. Click on to read. or Click here to send you own message of support/condemnation!!
uh oh uh oh

From: alistair@trumpington.com
Date: 15 September 2003 15:56
To: rubbishgays@lcos.co.uk
Subject: complaint

hi. I'm writing to you to complain about the content of the web page
http://rubbishgays.blogspot.com The writer of this page is a user of gaydar
(although following my complaint to gaydar support he has now been
suspended). He has been systematically cutting and pasting then posting
the text of my private messages (including my profile photo) on to this
page, for others to read. I find this this behaviour totally unacceptable.
Humorous pages are fine, but to publicly post other people's details
(including a sexual conversation I had with another friend of mine on
gaydar) on a web page without their permission is a serious invasion of
privacy. If this information is not taken off, I will seek advice on internet law
to see if I can take any form of legal action. In the meantime, I would be
grateful if you would instruct the author of this page to delete the offending
items, all of which refer to gaydar user "putoutmoreflags2. I consider his
behaviour to constitute abuse. I look forward to hearing from you as soon
as possible. Thank you, Alan Flags (the owner of the profile
http://gaydar.co.uk/putoutmoreflags which is featured on the offending page
(http://rubbishgay.blogspot.com)
Alan

Alan 'Jolly Roger' Flags.
Dept of Flag Waving
Semaphore Institute
Put-up Road,
Bumtown

Oh dear
Partytime!!

Don't be shy. Download our album!!


[Rubbish music on: Espanola Dream - Cheeky girls ]

Sunday, September 14, 2003

What the fuck??

A message from beyond

Do I have 'docking here' on my forehead now??

I've been to the year 3000...



Finally flags has noticed. After months of me telling him. Rubbish gays is always helpful, and directed him to, well, here. He wasn't happy.

He's not happy!!

Oh dear, but always polite.

I don't care!!

Of course we all like a whinge, so I knew it wouldn't end there.

While there is breath in my body....

I didn't reply to this one. Maybe I was in shock at the thought of being reported to the gaydar, the police or that my body of work has been reduced to a 'wanky web site'. However the best was yet to come. What follows is a message to myself, and other Rubbish gayers out there.

I am close to tears now...

Sick, bitter & twisted, but above all funny!! I thank you!!

Have I gone too far? Comments please click here!!!!

[Rubbish music on: Ainslie - Keep me a secret - Fame Academy ]