RIP Charlene

Ulitimate Kylie? Already reading those two words several queeny types are masterbating furiously. Those that still 'buy' music, fools they be, may well be ordering this item online, but what else would they order? We went to Amazon to find out, and were not very suprised. What follows is the only piece of evidence we needed to find out what the pink e-pound is buying.

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