Rubbish Gays

Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Let's Not Hear It For The Boy

Oh dear. Our G isn't interested the one in the cap is a barman, how common, homo don't play that.Breakfast At Rubbishgays. 'Let's talk for ages, when we could be 69'ing', 'Yes let's', 'I'm so vanilla' 'I'm so Dawson's Creek' One of your yank wanks loves pussy, so is in fact a non-gay. The rubbishest gay of them all (apart from lesbians)

Amerigays. They think they are better than us, they however are not. Having found US show 'Boy Meets Boy', daytimes, Channel 5, we have come to the realization American gay men, are like their naff counterparts, pure rubbish.

For those working during the day, or can't find Ch 5 on the remote, here is the lowdown. Mr A. Gay and his best freind Ms F. Hag are holed up in the desert (away from normal folk), while a number of gays are kept in seclusion, meeting Mr G for dates, dinners and various faggy activities. Our 'G' has to pick who stays & who goes. For the show, the twist is...some of them are not gay?!?!?! Outrageous!! How can they get away with it?? Simple, they are clean cut, non-threatening Amerigays. The contestants all sleep in the same room in bunk beds, we have seen plenty of videos like this. These viewings tell us that this is a potential porno in the making, but no. Not a sniff of cock, a creaky bunk, or a spunky sock anywhere to be seen.

Call us old fashioned, but a key element in compatibility between 2 average homos is sex. Whether it's how big, how often, or even whose top?? These bummer boys make no mention AT ALL of cock & ball fun whatsoever. Perhaps this is why we are down now to just 3 contestants, one of whom IS straight. Shock, horror!! Had there been a little less talk & a lot more cock, the faux fag would have been out on his arse a lot earlier. Only in America can one gay man bring another breakfast in bed, talk about kissing for 20 minutes, and not actually kiss. Had this been in blighty, after 20 mins one would be asleep and the other washing his arse out.

Maybe the selection of contestants was too rigorous, there appears to be no dirty, no flaming and no substance abusing homos. Can this be a true representation of a nations alternative sexuality? For your sakes, I fucking hope not.

PS Dani Behr hosts this mess. We bet she has sucked more cock than all 14 contestants put together, dirty bitch.

[Rubbish TV on: Reach For The Stars - BBC4 ]

7 Comments:

Blogger anni said...

My claim to fame is I saw this guy in a tacky drag club in NYC. With one of the guys he turned down (they arranged a touching reunion). I even won a copy of the dvd for knowing who Danni Behr was. I gave it away.

12:34 pm  
Blogger aslam said...

that's what happens when you click your heels once too often, wanting to get back to kansas...you never get to leave again.

7:23 pm  
Blogger lonukste said...

you mean gay men have sex with each other? f*ckin hell where have i been all these years. must put down my scatter-cushions and try some of that!

4:57 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some of them are ok although have always found the "rupert everitt" gay stereotype a weird one to tackle. It is like he's been dipped in splenda and had his cock chopped off and flesh covered plastic poured into his anus to plug the hole. It is ken with a man-bag to keep barbie company at the mall.
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