Bat-tle Axe, Super-Grim & the Like

Let us qualify this, We LOVE DC merchandise, mind not all of it. Our favorite is 'classic' ie 70's-80's stuff. We were searching for new/old Batgirl items like this great mug.

During our hunt we came across so many horrors. So many in fact, we decided to hi-light them. There must be a great number of these ugly things, so we have only listed a few. We wouldn't want you to have nightmares.

Above is relativly new & we are guessing a 'cute' Batgirl. No-way. Below as part of the same range is a Batgirl Utility Belt. Look at the girl on the packet, she is waering said belt and looks EXACTLY like a girl, Not A Batgirl, just a girl.

Here is a nasty one for the Spanish speakers out there. Yes it's 'Batchica', not only is it foreign & mysterious, even it's bat chest logo is wrong AND misplaced.

 This a bad copy of one of the worst offenders, Batgirl has become SILVERBAT. We note is battery operated, what actually operates we shudder to think.

Usually there are three pictures on an article but please make room for one more. During our search we came across this UK Superheroes Monthly comic.

Batgirl is shown fighting her Super-Freind Supergirl. SUPER-GRIM we should say, blimey there are many, many horrible/weird/odd versions pf many, many heroes. So due to cursory evidence of the wider misfits, we decided to give up our search. Besides we have done the work so you don't have to.

Coca-Cola Is MORE Tricky Than Ever

We have been caught up...again. "NEVER AGAIN" we vowed, so to remind ourselves an article MUST be written. We LOVE Cherry Coke & we are NOT on a diet (or a lady), we say this as we bought the wrong one. 'No big deal?', well it is! Above, circled is what to look for, CLASSIC it describes itself as, see picture below.

THE ABOVE PICTURE IS WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ON YOUR CHERRY COKE To cut a long story short, we poured our WRONG drink down the sink!!

IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT COCA-COLA!! NO WONDER I PREFER PEPSI.

Skinny Rancid Jeans

We, as you know, hate change. So we DO run into problems from time to time. If we say "skinny fucking jeans", you'll have an idea of what we refer to. Yes, Rubbish Gays went to town! Literally, we went to Manchesterford. We observed many, many MEN (not women) wearing the offending items. The pictures above refer to this horror.

As far as we were concerned skinny jeans have NEVER been in fashion. Believe us, we kept a pair of white jeans from Flesh at the Hacienda. We were keeping them until they came back in fashion. They didn't.

In conclusion tight/skinny jeans do NOT suit ANYONE, let alone MEN. If however you are a man and DO own this 'item' BURN THEM NOW!!

Yes. We Are Still Touring!!

In days past, we saw these pair on Pointless Celebrities. They are from a 90's collective the So Solid Crew. The shows host, being genuine asked them were they still touring? They replied with of couse, we are touring all the time AND all over the place. Good for them. Or is it? We then saw the following in the latest issue of Heat:-

Like you all I am please to see Booty Luv doing something. We liked them. We publish this picture to draw attention to the 'special guests'. No, there's NO So Solid Crew but there is Lisa Maffia & Romeo. Hmm seems they ARE touring, (appearing behind Steps AND the classy Bjorn Again). As it's Butlins, Steps & Bognor Regis, we shall NOT be attending. BTW Blazin' Squad (appearing on the same bill) were MUCH better than So Solid Crew.

I Wonder (Woman), It's Frightening!!

Christmas is not yet over. This was slipped under our tree about 2 days ago. We ignored it for a day, asking only if it were wrapped. 'Yes', I was told.

We had a butchers yesterday. 'The Art of Wonder Woman', frim the cover it seems to tied in quite heavily with the recent film. Ah yes the recent film, we saw it on buses.

This gift is odd, considering who bought it. Our 'other' didn't take make to the pictures to see it in either 3-D (as it was), or normal. We have even downloaded it, watched it twice (alone).

In the background the tree has been disassembled, the 'gift' debated. Taken back?

Happy Rubbish (Christmas Gays)

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Our Mother has just been for her Christmas visit. Bless her for her presents. We could be in our 40s. Her presents included a Marvel desk calendar & a Marvel dressing gown. Great gifts for a comic book lover. As previously mentioned we are older. We like DC Comics, we hate Marvel. Rubbish Gays put the gown on, hood too. Thank you Mother.

Our sister went out & brought us back 20 cigarettes. Gawd blesh yer.

For The Twatty Hipster Who IS Everything

We Rubbish Gays hate hipsters. Our main point of contention today is represented by the above picture. Beard fucking Baubles. We first noticed the item in an email. We believed it was genuine but a little 'padded' as a gift. We then took a look. Oh my!! There is a range. We say 'range', in other words, more of the same. As you can see from the illustration, it's not a real beard. It's not a real person. In fact it just a female shop mannequin with old pubes stuck to it.

On a sidenote. These look AWFUL. Even if you are buying a treat for the hipster type. Do not buy these. Please.