INCOMING TRANSMISION FROM PLANET-K

Planet-K, our 'other' project has launched it's 1st ever K-Podcast. Listen in wonder! Click the icon for Maximum Luxury Overdose, or 'Issue 1' as its known.

[Rubbish music on: Till West & Dj Delicious - Same Man ]

I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You

Reet well its official, gay cowboys are hot! We already knew. We said never again but here we are. Big Brother, BB, Davina likes it raw!!

Back to the cowboy, real name escapes us. This is actually our type of Rubbish Gay. He's not ashamed. He just wants to fuck.

Check out the Big Brother Cottage!! I mean what else are urinals for? PISS OFF!!

[Rubbish music on: Ministry of Sound Dance Nation CD2 - VA ]

STANDBY

ALL TRAFFIC TO RUBBISH GAYS IS BEING TRANSFERED TO PLANET-K REMAIN CALM IT WON'T REDIRECT FOR 69 SECONDS. AGAIN CLICK HERE. IF YOU CANNOT WAIT, PUNY EARTHLING!

[Rubbish music on: I Feel Loved (Peter Rauhofer Mix) - Depeche Mode ]

If You Weren't Gay Before....

If you had ever wondered 'why am I gay?'. Take a look at these pair. All me wants to na is, wat im gonna do wit da likkl babi, see me in me halta-back. Nah pop nah style, me strickly roots.

[Rubbish music on: Stella Browne Vocal Mix - Daniel Bedingfield ]

Watching You, Watching Us.

We saw this today, of all gays. Then we saw the diamond in the chuff.


Er yes please.

Official Link

Here it is for those of you both ancient AND justified. Make mine a 99!

[Rubbish music on: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - Michael Jackson ]

Ooh Byker Ooh Byker...Byker GROVE!!

R.I.P. Another one bites the dust. First the demise of Smash Hits, now the shocking news that Byker Grove has been cancelled, has sent Rubbish Gays spinning around. What next no more 'My Parents Are Aliens'?!?!

OK Well in the spirit of the afterglow Byker Grove salute you! Nobby with your fumbling gay kiss in the cinema with your minging mate. I mean of all the lads down the Grove, I would if Nobby have chosen Marcus. Funnily enough, so did he, remember Point Break? Ho ho. Pop is vile but alive!

Andrew Hayden-Smith, the puns with his name are far to obvious. His 'straight' character had a massive eppy after his 'straight' fit older mate died joy riding. We remember him making a sad thing on the dead lads grave spelling his name (which we cant remember (curse Google) in pebbles. *sniff*. Of course Andrew is one of the new breed of Rubbish Gays, they are young, pretty and rich. Fuck them and the white pony they rode in on.

Ant & Dec, the pseudo fagettes 'Tonight I'm Free' Oh yeah PJ & Duncan. PJ I could have done without, but PJ fuck me! Talk about an Automatic High for us. Then he went blind *sniff*. With great beauty comes great tragedy. Yet it seems Ant & Dec too are Rubbish Gays, wannagays. In retrospect this pair are a simulacra, a bit like Dick & Dom but shitter names.

Byker Grove, gone yet not forgotten. May you rest in peace next to Press Gang and Children's Ward.

[Rubbish music on: High Energy - Evelyn Thomas ]