Hungry Like The Wolf

Whilst dusting off Rubbish Gays Cheeky Girls Dossier, we came across this. Yes the sexless two as usual, but wait, who's this in the background? Mikey Pop Tattoo Idol Phixx Green. Don't be shy Mikey touch my bum. Proving yet again that good things come in threes (apart from Atomic Kitten).

[Rubbish music on: Good Boys (Scissor Sisters Extended Mix) - Blondie ]

Rubbish Gays

Keen daytime viewers will already recognise this motley pair, those who work may not. This is Colin & Justin, I never know which is which, both of whom are Scottish homos. They have a knack of entering a home & filling it with crappo design tips. These tips always consist of a radiator cover, potato prints on lamp shades & fruit arranged in groups of three Eg 3 oranges in a fire place or 3 bananas in the bath, etc. Judging from the picture above they have very little style, but at least they don't wear kilts, like the short fat scottish guy on 'insert crappo home show title here'.

[Rubbish TV on: Trading Up - BBC 1 ]

Fuck Tinhead!!

Just arrived on Brookside Close is Jack Michaelson, he's as fit as fuck, and hard as nails. A real bruiser, fuck I hope he's a gay. If you have seen his knob mail me!! Only 2 more episodes to go, bring it on!!

[Rubbish TV on: The Romans In Britain - BBC 2 ]

Headset hell

Like most rubbish gays I have worked in a call centre, well several, but never made it above the position I was taken on at. They prefer women team leaders at BT I'm sure. Here is a gay who has made it to the 2nd tier. Enjoy him drip scorn on his co-workers, and vist this site often, his stuff about 'smoke club' is excellent.

'Rule number one; do not talk about lung cancer, smelly clothes, smelly breath or how much you spend on the glorious weed.'

[Rubbish TV on: Brookside - Channel 4 ]

Pay attention!!

What follows are some very fit & tasty gay lads, 100 % F-I-T-ness!!! All in Manchester showing again that Northern lads are the horniest:

Young Adidas Boy
Danlad
Tall Jason
Gucci Gay Guy
Oi Boi
Daz Green 82
.impendingsex.

Fit lads exist all over, I want to find them.

Click here to send me details of more fit lads!!!!

Global homo-watchers pay attention!!

If you are gay and live in Manchester then you will have already heard about the Market Street Mincer. For everyone else, this odd tall rubbish gay could often be seen strutting up and down Manchester's busy shopping street. readily identifed by tip-to-toe denim, salon tan and uncomfortable mincing walk. After catching up on all the news on the Essential Message board it appears the Mincer has fled these shores. Beware when next down the supermercudo that this misfit isn't behind you. If he is, post a message on the forum.

[Rubbish music on: Hello Joe - Blondie ]

Complete Shite!!

Readers may know how much rubbish gays hates Mr Gay UK, so when our eyes were drawn to this Porn Idol Manchester we wondered if a whole new level of rubbishness was about to rear it's rancid head. Get this, you can 'win' a part in a gay porn video. Where did it all go wrong??

'Each week, we will audition the hopefuls on stage in Essential, Manchester.'

What exactly will this audition consist of? For audition read, job interview in public, as for 'winning' a part, does this mean you are to be bummed for free?

If anyone has entered this competition or knows someone that has, or has even entered someone else with their knowledge alert rubbish gays straight away!!