Rubbish Is As Rubbish Does

 It's been while. We present ur Rubbish AI art. Get comfy or duck off.

Are Rainbows Gay?

We bought several packets of sweets from Tesco. This was the high/low light. RAINBOW BELTS. After opening them we thought they looked very gay.

We will not go into the gay symbolism of the homosexual/rainbow link. Instead, we conducted our own small non-scientific experiment,  we call it RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN.

RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN

We had our camera ready to record our results.  We wondered, if by association these rainbow laces can make things look gay/gayer. Constant thoughts of ours can be dull, however like KD Lang we were constantly craving some answers. We thought more over tea and decided to (also) call it DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY?

DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY? 

Our exhaustive experiment consisted of wrapping the sweet (See above pic) around various masculine items. We took pictures of each. Our experiment. Ta-Dah!!

Above our first masculine items were a HAMMER and a LIGHT-BULB. Fancy we know. We continued.

Our items this time were VEHICLE BODY ADHESIVE SPRAY and a KNIFE. As we look again, this is actually a FISH KNIFE or BONING KNIFE. This could affect our conclusion.

CONCLUSION

Rainbows DO make people (men) gay.

             

The Heat Is On!!

Indeed the HEAT is on. By HEAT we mean STREET. What is on that street? Masses of 'trash' left after Pride
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We could be from the late 70s, as at the time crisp packets & chewing gum wrappers drilled it into children (but unlike another 70s children driller, this was a good thing).
Generally now we DO NOT LITTER

We  Look back at the picture. Do you see? That's right it is GAY RUBBISH left by...RUBBISH GAYS.

To recap RUBBISH GAYS = GAY RUBBISH

We thank you

Bat-tle Axe, Super-Grim & the Like

Let us qualify this, We LOVE DC merchandise, mind not all of it. Our favorite is 'classic' ie 70's-80's stuff. We were searching for new/old Batgirl items like this great mug.

During our hunt we came across so many horrors. So many in fact, we decided to hi-light them. There must be a great number of these ugly things, so we have only listed a few. We wouldn't want you to have nightmares.

Above is relativly new & we are guessing a 'cute' Batgirl. No-way. Below as part of the same range is a Batgirl Utility Belt. Look at the girl on the packet, she is waering said belt and looks EXACTLY like a girl, Not A Batgirl, just a girl.

Here is a nasty one for the Spanish speakers out there. Yes it's 'Batchica', not only is it foreign & mysterious, even it's bat chest logo is wrong AND misplaced.

 This a bad copy of one of the worst offenders, Batgirl has become SILVERBAT. We note is battery operated, what actually operates we shudder to think.

Usually there are three pictures on an article but please make room for one more. During our search we came across this UK Superheroes Monthly comic.

Batgirl is shown fighting her Super-Freind Supergirl. SUPER-GRIM we should say, blimey there are many, many horrible/weird/odd versions pf many, many heroes. So due to cursory evidence of the wider misfits, we decided to give up our search. Besides we have done the work so you don't have to.

Coca-Cola Is MORE Tricky Than Ever

We have been caught up...again. "NEVER AGAIN" we vowed, so to remind ourselves an article MUST be written. We LOVE Cherry Coke & we are NOT on a diet (or a lady), we say this as we bought the wrong one. 'No big deal?', well it is! Above, circled is what to look for, CLASSIC it describes itself as, see picture below.

THE ABOVE PICTURE IS WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ON YOUR CHERRY COKE To cut a long story short, we poured our WRONG drink down the sink!!

IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT COCA-COLA!! NO WONDER I PREFER PEPSI.

Skinny Rancid Jeans

We, as you know, hate change. So we DO run into problems from time to time. If we say "skinny fucking jeans", you'll have an idea of what we refer to. Yes, Rubbish Gays went to town! Literally, we went to Manchesterford. We observed many, many MEN (not women) wearing the offending items. The pictures above refer to this horror.

As far as we were concerned skinny jeans have NEVER been in fashion. Believe us, we kept a pair of white jeans from Flesh at the Hacienda. We were keeping them until they came back in fashion. They didn't.

In conclusion tight/skinny jeans do NOT suit ANYONE, let alone MEN. If however you are a man and DO own this 'item' BURN THEM NOW!!

Yes. We Are Still Touring!!

In days past, we saw these pair on Pointless Celebrities. They are from a 90's collective the So Solid Crew. The shows host, being genuine asked them were they still touring? They replied with of couse, we are touring all the time AND all over the place. Good for them. Or is it? We then saw the following in the latest issue of Heat:-

Like you all I am please to see Booty Luv doing something. We liked them. We publish this picture to draw attention to the 'special guests'. No, there's NO So Solid Crew but there is Lisa Maffia & Romeo. Hmm seems they ARE touring, (appearing behind Steps AND the classy Bjorn Again). As it's Butlins, Steps & Bognor Regis, we shall NOT be attending. BTW Blazin' Squad (appearing on the same bill) were MUCH better than So Solid Crew.