The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same

It's 2017, Rubbish Gays has been on their first Grindr meet. There could be many reasons why the time was right, none of which are to be dwelled on here. We at Rubbish Gays were aware of all the hints n tips of a meet. Correction, we used to know how it all worked thanks to 2005-2011 Gaydar. Rubbish Gays back in the day used to um, rule Gaydar. Well, show off in the Manchester Chat/Cruising Room. In the day Rubbish Gays used to have a car & be a bit thinner, our profile would turn heads. Flash forward to last week. What could a sex/drugs be like nowadays? The arrangement, taxi & travel were very quick. First hurdle cleared. He was alright, chatty but always fiddling with his phone. He was in and out the living room, kitchen, toilet still on his phone. During all this his flat mate came in, sat down. He was fully dressed (I will mention now we were naked and nowhere near sex). Porn was on the gentlemen's HD tv, fit flat mate start to pull in his jean crotch. This he only did twice for ten seconds in two minutes. After which he left the room never to return. Meanwhile the gentleman caller we had visited earlier was still in & out of the room. Another porn was put on 'for me?'. After being left 30 minutes alone, we got dressed. After another ten minutes he came back in the room, (oddly enough bearing in mind he hasn't seen us for a while DRESSED). We asked him to call a taxi, meanwhile he was telling me some 'mates' were coming over. Looking back, it was a good idea we left. If fact it would have been better had we never went at all In conclusion there is NO difference between meets now & then, just more pictures nowadays. We thank you.

Cabin Boy

  We have just seen the 'New' Cabin Fever. We see. This is either a rubbish, needless remake, or a piss-poor reimagining. Whichever. It's the same. Maybe it was a different cabin? Still this film has the correct number of cabins as per Cabin in the Woods. We suppose it gave a lot of people a lot of time something to do. All's well...

Certain Aged Actresses Fit For Only Able To Play Superheroes Mothers

Sally Fields - The Amazing Spiderman
Diane Lane - Man of Steel
Carole Kane - Gotham
Helen Slater - Supergirl
Annette O'Toole - Smallville

Oh Fuck!!

Agrh, it has happened. We finally, after quite a long time, have felt like they needed some SEX. In capitals to draw attention. Having though looked at themselves of late. Weight has been gained, more than one would have expected. Instead of sitting watching Netflix eating Haribo & Wispa Biscuits. A resolution hath been made (ie one fingered typing).

  We want, again a decent body.  To be able, again  to trim our pubes, dare I say it USE a razor for the perinelon. Ah yes, those were the gays. Alas merry homosexual, ask not for whom the bell end tolls, it tolls for thee.

Beryl the Fucking Peril. Abuse? Her Arse!!!

  You may remember Beryl the Peril. You may not. A kind of female version of Dennis the Menace-ish. Anyhoo looking back most of the comic strips/stories ended with Beryl being spanked by her father with a slipper, yes upon her behind.
  Yesterday we downloaded the Beryl the Peril Annual 1989, that is correct the late eighties. As we perused through this tome we came across the following 'ends to strips'.

  We shall say no more. other than, THIS IS SO WRONG

 

Oh noez!! We have gone back on Gaydar

  Ah, now it's been awhile but we have rejoined Gaydar. Dot net, if you please? It seems both our old chat-bot, sex-bot, etc pals are still there. Hoorah!! What we haven't seen for a bit is random sex requests, awe and 'private pictures'. Ah, the old cock shots, we have missed them. Tomorrow we will try, once more, Gaydar chat. Ah Tina Arena maybe I missed you. Sunday we will find out.
  We are http://gaydar.net/game_on_.

Fuck Me!! The DC New 52 universe is fucking off!! Thank Fuck!!

  Oh our God. Or perhaps OOA (Oh Our Allah) Finally it's happened. For those who neither know or care, the comic book company DC had replaced their timeline. A replacement led by Barry Allen, who somehow came back to life after 25 years. Traveled back in time to save his mother, changing EVERYTHING. Everything was more glossy, newish, number one-ish and er a shafting success. Fuck them. Well it's gone(going).