...And Girls Just Want To Have Fun

We followed a link from Whatsontv. This picture promised us a woman's view, of an event that so erupted gay lives. Yes, you all sat down liking her bravery tales, her cancer, kissing an H.I.V. + Rock Hudson, her erm perfume. Indeed her role in Cleopatra made our TV screen, probably a Bank Holiday, we were probably watching the B/W telly in the bedroom, but God we were impressed.

Oh you can imagine our delight...Then clicked and it took us to our doom, but seriously



We tell all, and quite honestly Celia Imerie you are no Elizabeth Taylor, though you ARE funny.

Pants down for leading links!!

Fern Brittan, What Is She On?

Love the Royal wedding we do!! Can't wait for the kiss on the balcony.

Twat Tweets, Nation Not Suprised

We now follow the Mama Moohas and now Twitter.

Tweet

Shit Stabbers

Yes, he's a cunt!! On Gaydar he is, look for him, message him, please.

Is your best freind gay? Is he a pain in the arse? Ours is too. A royal pain and not the good kind. We have sent him to bed early for being such a Marmite.

Goodbye To Love

Stupid Gay queenie, in other words a Rubbish Gay.

Yesterday Once More

Yesterday we did GL. Yesterday we had the ambulance call round on us.Yesterday the Police called after. No joke. To Bolton Infirmary we were delived in the back of a Police van in sox, and handcuffs, sounds erotic, but wasn't. Hurt's our shoulder even now. Oww!!

TOP TIP:When you have taken GBL or GHL with freinds, make sure they put you to bed. Not send you home with a 'caring' housemate. Remember 'Owww!!, Police , Ambulance'. REMEMBER!! ALSO HANDCUFFS, THEY HURT OWW!!