Being in The Sun we wouldn't have noticed this. Cheers Digitalspy!!
Thank fuck for that. What a load of old wank that was. Cotton, you're fine on The Street, but know your place.
[Rubbish TV on : ITV1 Coronation Street]
Monday, January 28, 2008
Fag Looses It!!!
Being in The Sun we wouldn't have noticed this. Cheers Digitalspy!!
Thank fuck for that. What a load of old wank that was. Cotton, you're fine on The Street, but know your place.
[Rubbish TV on : ITV1 Coronation Street]
Tradesmen's Entrance
We at Rubbish Towers recently sprang a leek in our cistern. We kalled the kouncil, they kame. We took the above cheeky shot while his back was turned. How he escaped with his hymen intact we are still unsure of.
[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]
In Surbubia
HOT GOSSIP!! Fresh from Tyldelsey town walls. Alex Roberts you are a bi!! The secret is out!! You dirty cunt!!
BTW Alex if u iz a fit lad with a big dik mail us by clicking here!! If however Alex, you are a girl, then keep on walking, Dungarees 'R' Us has moved down t'road to Leigh.
[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]
Saturday, August 18, 2007
AutomatiK High
Do you remember us perving on Harry Potter? If not scroll down just a bit fun fans to catch-up. The general cut of our jib was 'It was so wrong to letch before, but now its sooo right'.
In that spirit.
Well Look Who's Legal!
Calvin from pops MOST underated Peados Paradise, the S Club Juniors nee 8!! What with Baby Spice having a baby, and Lucy Beale from Eastenders trying to pop her cherry, rubbish gays is reminded we are both ancient AND justified but time moves on. We accept this. Cher's people still haven't got back to us on if she will help us turn back time, and DON'T ask about Samantha Mumba. Sidetrack. Kissing Gate. Country Roads. Walk a crooked path. Back to the point. Yeah so we had secret lusts for Calvin back in the gay but he was 14. Now that's just wrong. We waited though, silently. We are rewarded.
Here he is! What a hot temptation! He just walked right in. He's about to star in the US version of Wild At Heart, that crap thing you never watch with him off Drop The Dead Donkey & her that used be married Les Dennis, oh and Killer Katy. It's a bit like On Safari but no Biggins. As it's a US drama don't expect to see it anytime soon. We couldn't be arsed it's just nice to Calvin again. OK maybe we will watch if he takes his top off a lot.
Over and out!
In that spirit.
Well Look Who's Legal!
Calvin from pops MOST underated Peados Paradise, the S Club Juniors nee 8!! What with Baby Spice having a baby, and Lucy Beale from Eastenders trying to pop her cherry, rubbish gays is reminded we are both ancient AND justified but time moves on. We accept this. Cher's people still haven't got back to us on if she will help us turn back time, and DON'T ask about Samantha Mumba. Sidetrack. Kissing Gate. Country Roads. Walk a crooked path. Back to the point. Yeah so we had secret lusts for Calvin back in the gay but he was 14. Now that's just wrong. We waited though, silently. We are rewarded.
Here he is! What a hot temptation! He just walked right in. He's about to star in the US version of Wild At Heart, that crap thing you never watch with him off Drop The Dead Donkey & her that used be married Les Dennis, oh and Killer Katy. It's a bit like On Safari but no Biggins. As it's a US drama don't expect to see it anytime soon. We couldn't be arsed it's just nice to Calvin again. OK maybe we will watch if he takes his top off a lot.
Over and out!
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Rubbish Gaydar
As of now this is all that awaits you at Gaydar Towers. The words arse/elbow, and the phrase booze-up in brewery come to mind.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Don't look at me!
We use Gaydar chat too much. There, we confess. Liberating as this is, it's not helping. The 'chat' aspect seems mostly to be lost on a majority of the 'members'.
Mostly.
However this fuckin namby panmy generation of ipod fags have naff all to say for themselves. Apart from...
'I'm bored'
'This is boring'
'Bored now!'
'I'm dying from bordem'
Guess what kids? A picture speaks a thousand words, and nothing says 'I'm a nerdy half-twit' more than having a badge. With the spirit of badges and pictures in mind. We here at Rubbish Towers have created this elegant badge. Just for you!
Wear it with pride! Just so we can all see you coming, you know, and pretend to look busy.
Don't look at me wearing my badge. S'really boring.
[Rubbish TV on:Diagnosis Murder BBC1]
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