Mark Rhodes??? NO to be confused with Duran Duran rag hag Nick. You may remember him as the one who lost out to Moby Dick sized Pop Idol Michelle Mcmanus. While Michelle seems to have been pooing in tuppawear for hunchback Gillian Mckieth for the best part of a year, Mark has been carving a new career on Saturday morning TV with partner in criminal records Sam. Sam came 3rd in that years Pop Idol. Sam has more tattoos but is a bit chubbier, so we don't mention him. Get the picture? Yes we see.
Back to basics. Mark had an average voice, and crap hair, he was well off our radar. Until that is he met a pair of clippers & we started to get up early on a Saturday. Now we are up with the lark at Mark's crack. *Hes soooo dreamy*. Yes we know he's a Brummie, normally the accent grates, but the more we see him the more we can't resist his cheeky smile. Like when Bugs Bunny dresses up as a lady and is somehow erotic, Mark is just the same. Chinatown Challenge 2 weeks back we almost shot our load without even touching our dirtbox.
On to this morning it's the last TMI of the series, I'm predicting lots of clips of McFly. In between those we will be having a farewell wank. To illustrate how fit he is we could only find recent pictures on Mark's website. It's quite endearing. Pictures like this one above and of his mum with Darius, etc. BTW whatever happened to Darius? Mail us cos we would probably do Darius too but that's a different story. Mark you may no longer have a place on kids TV, but as long as we have a cock, you shall always have something to sit on. WE SALUTE YOU!
PS. Sam we would still bum you, but would be looking at Mark the whole time. If you can take the humiliation then GAME ON!
[Rubbish TV on:TMI BBC2]
