If You Weren't Gay Before....

If you had ever wondered 'why am I gay?'. Take a look at these pair. All me wants to na is, wat im gonna do wit da likkl babi, see me in me halta-back. Nah pop nah style, me strickly roots.

[Rubbish music on: Stella Browne Vocal Mix - Daniel Bedingfield ]

Watching You, Watching Us.

We saw this today, of all gays. Then we saw the diamond in the chuff.


Er yes please.

Official Link

Here it is for those of you both ancient AND justified. Make mine a 99!

[Rubbish music on: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - Michael Jackson ]

Ooh Byker Ooh Byker...Byker GROVE!!

R.I.P. Another one bites the dust. First the demise of Smash Hits, now the shocking news that Byker Grove has been cancelled, has sent Rubbish Gays spinning around. What next no more 'My Parents Are Aliens'?!?!

OK Well in the spirit of the afterglow Byker Grove salute you! Nobby with your fumbling gay kiss in the cinema with your minging mate. I mean of all the lads down the Grove, I would if Nobby have chosen Marcus. Funnily enough, so did he, remember Point Break? Ho ho. Pop is vile but alive!

Andrew Hayden-Smith, the puns with his name are far to obvious. His 'straight' character had a massive eppy after his 'straight' fit older mate died joy riding. We remember him making a sad thing on the dead lads grave spelling his name (which we cant remember (curse Google) in pebbles. *sniff*. Of course Andrew is one of the new breed of Rubbish Gays, they are young, pretty and rich. Fuck them and the white pony they rode in on.

Ant & Dec, the pseudo fagettes 'Tonight I'm Free' Oh yeah PJ & Duncan. PJ I could have done without, but PJ fuck me! Talk about an Automatic High for us. Then he went blind *sniff*. With great beauty comes great tragedy. Yet it seems Ant & Dec too are Rubbish Gays, wannagays. In retrospect this pair are a simulacra, a bit like Dick & Dom but shitter names.

Byker Grove, gone yet not forgotten. May you rest in peace next to Press Gang and Children's Ward.

[Rubbish music on: High Energy - Evelyn Thomas ]

Mostly they come at night, mostly.

In our haze of K we are in the process of launching Planet K. Next stop K-Podcast!!
This is how far we have got, yes it's a playlist, but its a shit hot one!!. Rubbish gays feels out sister site Planet-K will go off on many tangents, therefore tainting this site. Hence a new site in geosynchronous orbit. Watching us, watching you.

[Rubbish music on: Dannii Minogue - So Under Pressure ]

Dole(s) Lads Return

If you're a naff chavvy scall round Manchester chances are you have been happy snapped by Agent Dole. Hoodlum that's what they call him, rebelious you can't ignore him. Top of the rank like Pearl & Dean. Look with your (jap's) eyes not yer hands.



You jealous perverts, we know you want it click here to get sum!!!!

[Rubbish music on: Love Sensation 2006 (Hi-Tack Burning Up Club Mix) - Loleatta Holloway ]

Dole(s) Lads

Sometimes a picture CAN speak a thousand words. Our perverted spy has been snapping all things scally for a while now. Why let these chavvy snaps go to waste? Yes we have created fresh rubbish, but...is it art?

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If you are one of the above lads, or look like them, consider having your cock sucked then e-mail us at the usual address.

[Rubbish TV on: Monk - BBC1 ]