A Window Into The Real World of Rubbish Gays (Or 'The Crying Gay')

Things my boyfreind has cried at over Christmas:-

Santa Claus : The movie. When Santa saves Dudley Moore.

Pinnoccio (live action) when Pinnoccio turns into a real boy

The Santa Clause. Twice, when Santa falls off the roof, then the ending

Eastenders. Twice, the wedding, then the festive ending.

Mulan. All the last ten minutes.

The King & I. During 'Shall we dance'.

100 Greatest Musicals. Numerous times, last time being at the No 1 Grease, Olivia Netwon-John "She just is SO Sandy (blub)'

Lord Of The Rings:The Two Towers. Twice.

Charmed. Four times.

Conclusion, you don't have to be Kym Marsh, but it helps.

[Rubbish TV on: Sister Act - ITV 1 ]

The New Russian Queens

Fuck me!! From Ananova Rubbish Gays has learned that my girlfriends, in another attempt to gain world domination, will be running against Vladimir Putin for President. Fuck how we wish were Russian.

[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]

OI! You In The Kilt!! FUCK OFF!!

Beware of kilts this New Year, especially gays in kilts. This is Ben, he's a rubbish gay who likes wearing kilts. He is also a God botherer who is too into Disney for his own good. He has a crappo website, click here to see it!!

[Rubbish TV on: James & The Giant Peach - BBC 1 ]

A Tale Of Two Bummers

The Road To El Dorado this afternoon was a cornucopia of gayness. It was a bit like the Million Pound Property Experiment, but set in 16th century South America. Extra points for male animated bottom nudity, not seen since Titan A.E. (Points taken away by Elton John's bumming songs).

[Rubbish music on: Im Glad (Paul Oakenfold Perfec - Jennifer Lopez ]

Dancing Like A Cunt

Rubbish Gays spent most of the weekend in company of other rubbish gays & a wipe-clean dance mat. A declaration must be made:Dance mat games are the most fun in the world EVER. Having converted a causal gamer in to a dance mat lover, the word MUST be spread. The gem pictured above includes the classic 'One Step Closer', so no excuses. There are of course no extra points for waving your arms about, but why not anyway.

Meanwhile searching for alternatives we came across this new item 'hot from Japan'. Normally they always have the best stuff, but this looks like purest shite.



"Look mum I'm Vanessa mae!!"

[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]

Mistletoe & Poppers

Christmas time, don't stop sucking my bell-end.

[Rubbish TV on: Family Affairs - Channel 5 ]

Get In Line Now!!



End concealing, try revealing, open your arse... Rubbish Gays & Associates went to see the Human League last night. .We spotted other gays there, and bought some gay merchandise in this case a 'mousemat'. You will be pleased to know that Phil (talking) was in fine voice, as were the girls. Much as I love them though, Susan has no sense of rhythm, and looking at Joanne's tutu (see above) she appears to have no sense of style. Long may they reign!! Don't don't you wank me...

[Rubbish music on: Love Action - Human League ]