Fuck me!! From Ananova Rubbish Gays has learned that my girlfriends, in another attempt to gain world domination, will be running against Vladimir Putin for President. Fuck how we wish were Russian.
[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]
Thursday, January 01, 2004
The New Russian Queens
Fuck me!! From Ananova Rubbish Gays has learned that my girlfriends, in another attempt to gain world domination, will be running against Vladimir Putin for President. Fuck how we wish were Russian.
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
OI! You In The Kilt!! FUCK OFF!!
Beware of kilts this New Year, especially gays in kilts. This is Ben, he's a rubbish gay who likes wearing kilts. He is also a God botherer who is too into Disney for his own good. He has a crappo website, click here to see it!!
[Rubbish TV on: James & The Giant Peach - BBC 1 ]
Thursday, December 25, 2003
A Tale Of Two Bummers
The Road To El Dorado this afternoon was a cornucopia of gayness. It was a bit like the Million Pound Property Experiment, but set in 16th century South America. Extra points for male animated bottom nudity, not seen since Titan A.E. (Points taken away by Elton John's bumming songs).
[Rubbish music on: Im Glad (Paul Oakenfold Perfec - Jennifer Lopez ]
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Dancing Like A Cunt
Rubbish Gays spent most of the weekend in company of other rubbish gays & a wipe-clean dance mat. A declaration must be made:Dance mat games are the most fun in the world EVER. Having converted a causal gamer in to a dance mat lover, the word MUST be spread. The gem pictured above includes the classic 'One Step Closer', so no excuses. There are of course no extra points for waving your arms about, but why not anyway.
Meanwhile searching for alternatives we came across this new item 'hot from Japan'. Normally they always have the best stuff, but this looks like purest shite.
"Look mum I'm Vanessa mae!!"
[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]
Monday, December 22, 2003
Thursday, December 18, 2003
Get In Line Now!!
End concealing, try revealing, open your arse... Rubbish Gays & Associates went to see the Human League last night. .We spotted other gays there, and bought some gay merchandise in this case a 'mousemat'. You will be pleased to know that Phil (talking) was in fine voice, as were the girls. Much as I love them though, Susan has no sense of rhythm, and looking at Joanne's tutu (see above) she appears to have no sense of style. Long may they reign!! Don't don't you wank me...
End concealing, try revealing, open your arse... Rubbish Gays & Associates went to see the Human League last night. .We spotted other gays there, and bought some gay merchandise in this case a 'mousemat'. You will be pleased to know that Phil (talking) was in fine voice, as were the girls. Much as I love them though, Susan has no sense of rhythm, and looking at Joanne's tutu (see above) she appears to have no sense of style. Long may they reign!! Don't don't you wank me...
[Rubbish music on: Love Action - Human League ]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
The Shame!!
My Two Dads, hilarious 80's US sitcom, in which a dead slut leaves her daughter to 2 men who she had sex with years ago. However some lucky kids have two gay dads, and what better way of showing how much you hate them by wearing this t-shirt. Kids are smart, we've seen Uncle Buck, so listen up S Club-ers. Be sure to wear this t-shirt ALL THE TIME for maximum embarrassment of both papas.
My Two Dads, hilarious 80's US sitcom, in which a dead slut leaves her daughter to 2 men who she had sex with years ago. However some lucky kids have two gay dads, and what better way of showing how much you hate them by wearing this t-shirt. Kids are smart, we've seen Uncle Buck, so listen up S Club-ers. Be sure to wear this t-shirt ALL THE TIME for maximum embarrassment of both papas.
[Rubbish music on: This Groove - Victoria Beckham ]
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