Barbie has a new mission


As you can see Barbie has a new life ahead of her. Not a life of crime fighting it seems, but dressing badly. She is too thin for Wonder Woman, too old for Supergirl, and looks a twat as Batgirl. 'I wanna be Barbie, that bitch has everything!!' I remember seeing that on a gay t-shirt years back. Of course we used to be even more rubbish than we are now, and can see the error of our ways. Barbie shite is everywhere, fuckin Rapunzel Barbie, Cinderella Barbie, Kelly Osbourne Barbie, can you see a theme developing. As for that advert with Barbie's crap mix kitchen thing, brownies?? Fruity gels?? There's not even a fuckin doll in it. Where is Jem when you need her??

PS Don't get us wrong, we still want these dolls, curse our gayness!!

[Rubbish TV on: Liquid Assets Kylie's Millions - BBC 3 ]

Cuming soon (over a back near you)

-Can you be so gay you actually are straight, or Cult of the Wannagay.

-Cheeky Girls V's t.A.T.u.

-Rubbish readers recommendations.

Rubbish Gays was up late last night watching The Wicker Man, and now has thumb up own arse. Meanwhile here are an early version of Satanic Club 8 from the aforementioned Wicker, hail satan!!

[Rubbish TV on: The Queen's Nose - BBC 1 ]

Burn it then shag it!!



Let the wanking commence for Burn It. The gay count is zero, but the trackies & trainers rule!!

[Rubbish music on: Daft Punk - Revolution 909]

Possibly the rubbishiest gay escort ever

Meet David, a gay escort with reasonable rates. The Deirdre Barlow specs are not optional, the suspension of disbelief however is. How can this joker can say he's 27, he's about 39 if he's a day. One of the principles of escort/rent is ugly people pay nice people. Rubbish gays gets the feeling this poor misguided soul doesn't work much.

[Rubbish music on: Waiting for tonight - Jennifer Lopez ]

Jack Off!!

Brookie's hard man gives rubbish gays a hard-on. Looks like Jack Michealson is well-hung after all, or will be in a few weeks.

Michaelson, a drug dealer, will end up hanging from a window in the Brookside finale, which will be broadcast in November, according to a newspaper report today.

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Dear Phil Redmond,

Please fix it for a gay, to have some shots of Jack getting dressed, in shower, etc.

Wanking already

Rubbish Gays

[Rubbish music on: Aerodynamic - Daft Punk ]

Hungry Like The Wolf

Whilst dusting off Rubbish Gays Cheeky Girls Dossier, we came across this. Yes the sexless two as usual, but wait, who's this in the background? Mikey Pop Tattoo Idol Phixx Green. Don't be shy Mikey touch my bum. Proving yet again that good things come in threes (apart from Atomic Kitten).

[Rubbish music on: Good Boys (Scissor Sisters Extended Mix) - Blondie ]

Rubbish Gays

Keen daytime viewers will already recognise this motley pair, those who work may not. This is Colin & Justin, I never know which is which, both of whom are Scottish homos. They have a knack of entering a home & filling it with crappo design tips. These tips always consist of a radiator cover, potato prints on lamp shades & fruit arranged in groups of three Eg 3 oranges in a fire place or 3 bananas in the bath, etc. Judging from the picture above they have very little style, but at least they don't wear kilts, like the short fat scottish guy on 'insert crappo home show title here'.

[Rubbish TV on: Trading Up - BBC 1 ]