Headset hell

Like most rubbish gays I have worked in a call centre, well several, but never made it above the position I was taken on at. They prefer women team leaders at BT I'm sure. Here is a gay who has made it to the 2nd tier. Enjoy him drip scorn on his co-workers, and vist this site often, his stuff about 'smoke club' is excellent.

'Rule number one; do not talk about lung cancer, smelly clothes, smelly breath or how much you spend on the glorious weed.'

[Rubbish TV on: Brookside - Channel 4 ]

Pay attention!!

What follows are some very fit & tasty gay lads, 100 % F-I-T-ness!!! All in Manchester showing again that Northern lads are the horniest:

Young Adidas Boy
Danlad
Tall Jason
Gucci Gay Guy
Oi Boi
Daz Green 82
.impendingsex.

Fit lads exist all over, I want to find them.

Click here to send me details of more fit lads!!!!

Global homo-watchers pay attention!!

If you are gay and live in Manchester then you will have already heard about the Market Street Mincer. For everyone else, this odd tall rubbish gay could often be seen strutting up and down Manchester's busy shopping street. readily identifed by tip-to-toe denim, salon tan and uncomfortable mincing walk. After catching up on all the news on the Essential Message board it appears the Mincer has fled these shores. Beware when next down the supermercudo that this misfit isn't behind you. If he is, post a message on the forum.

[Rubbish music on: Hello Joe - Blondie ]

Complete Shite!!

Readers may know how much rubbish gays hates Mr Gay UK, so when our eyes were drawn to this Porn Idol Manchester we wondered if a whole new level of rubbishness was about to rear it's rancid head. Get this, you can 'win' a part in a gay porn video. Where did it all go wrong??

'Each week, we will audition the hopefuls on stage in Essential, Manchester.'

What exactly will this audition consist of? For audition read, job interview in public, as for 'winning' a part, does this mean you are to be bummed for free?

If anyone has entered this competition or knows someone that has, or has even entered someone else with their knowledge alert rubbish gays straight away!!

We Have A Winner!!

When the words 'I'm not your ordinary gay hairdresser' spilled from this gypsys mouth I knew we were in for trouble. He should have been excluded due to incorrect use of the word 'primadonna' & the wearing of hotpants. What have we learned from this experiment? Scousers are gobby, queens are camp & teenagers are always at it.

[Rubbish music on: Uptown Top Ranking - Althia and Donna ]

A Cock For All Seasons

Lets look at these results. After an early lead Mike Dixon has been judged only 3rd largest suspected cock. Rubbish Gays thinks the Timberlake's cock is vastly overrated. A fat tongue by no means equals a fat cock, so how Jamie has reached number 2 I will never know. Finally the young Princes, oh dear a very poor showing from our future King. Harry at the bottom can mean only one thing, if you have ginger leanings, people will think your tool is tiny.

Signs to look out for sure fire length & girth:
- Big Hands
- Big Nose
- Cleft chin/dimple

WARNING: Never judge from bulge alone. Some men have overly large balls, Rubbish Gays has fell into this trap before.

New poll over to the left. Vote now!!

[Rubbish TV on: Neighbours - BBC 1 ]

Another Rubbish Gay!!

Meet Simon, he spunks up over Austin Allegros!!

[Rubbish TV on: Hollyoaks - Channel 4 ]