Complete Shite!!

Readers may know how much rubbish gays hates Mr Gay UK, so when our eyes were drawn to this Porn Idol Manchester we wondered if a whole new level of rubbishness was about to rear it's rancid head. Get this, you can 'win' a part in a gay porn video. Where did it all go wrong??

'Each week, we will audition the hopefuls on stage in Essential, Manchester.'

What exactly will this audition consist of? For audition read, job interview in public, as for 'winning' a part, does this mean you are to be bummed for free?

If anyone has entered this competition or knows someone that has, or has even entered someone else with their knowledge alert rubbish gays straight away!!

We Have A Winner!!

When the words 'I'm not your ordinary gay hairdresser' spilled from this gypsys mouth I knew we were in for trouble. He should have been excluded due to incorrect use of the word 'primadonna' & the wearing of hotpants. What have we learned from this experiment? Scousers are gobby, queens are camp & teenagers are always at it.

[Rubbish music on: Uptown Top Ranking - Althia and Donna ]

A Cock For All Seasons

Lets look at these results. After an early lead Mike Dixon has been judged only 3rd largest suspected cock. Rubbish Gays thinks the Timberlake's cock is vastly overrated. A fat tongue by no means equals a fat cock, so how Jamie has reached number 2 I will never know. Finally the young Princes, oh dear a very poor showing from our future King. Harry at the bottom can mean only one thing, if you have ginger leanings, people will think your tool is tiny.

Signs to look out for sure fire length & girth:
- Big Hands
- Big Nose
- Cleft chin/dimple

WARNING: Never judge from bulge alone. Some men have overly large balls, Rubbish Gays has fell into this trap before.

New poll over to the left. Vote now!!

[Rubbish TV on: Neighbours - BBC 1 ]

Another Rubbish Gay!!

Meet Simon, he spunks up over Austin Allegros!!

[Rubbish TV on: Hollyoaks - Channel 4 ]

Brown Stars In Their Eyes

Having just seen this years Mr Gay UK on the Salon, I must make one thing clear. I did NOT vote for this ginger-in-disguise. Really queers, is he the best we can do?? Poor Jerrod Batchelor (boy) he has only has a career in chatline adverts & crappo porn vids to look forward to. Look out for him at a gay resort near you soon!!

STOP THE PRESS!!

Mr Gay UK has a site!! You can win a date, or pay for a signed photo WOW!!

[Rubbish TV on: The Salon - Channel 4 ]

When rubbish gay things go bad II

From : Tony
Date : 04 October 2003 18:14
To: game.one@virgin.net
Subject: Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish

Gaydar was always rubbish but the new look is rubbish beyond belief, especially those dogs they've got to model for the main page.

Tony

Dear Tony, would that rubbish gays were allowed on to Gaydar anymore. After the last part of the 'bunting war', rubbish gays was banned. For what? 'Theft of intelectual copyright'. Seriously. The new log-in screen changes to a different set of unappealing hounds on every vist. Damn, we must get back in!!

[Rubbish DVD on:8 Mile ]

Shiver my fucking timbers

Rubbish gays doesn't seem to see many new films. So you can imagine how balls were bursting when a dodgy mate comes over with 'Pirates of the Carribean'. Johnny Depp is well fit, it's been official for years. However in the pirate/eyeliner, the fitness was lost. Enter Orlando Blooming fit. After a day of masterbating over a shaky VHS copy, a non-dodgy mate dropped off 'Lord of the rings 2:the revenge', much cleaner he was, the Bloom boy that is. I would do him and the merry whatstheirnames, and Frodo, even though we know that sex between men of contrasting heights never works, at best it just looks wrong. There is also the feet, never sure about the link between feet & penis size. Rubbish gays has learned to watch for dimples & big noses for a big knob potential.

[Rubbish TV on: Born to win - BBC1 ]