Shiver my fucking timbers

Rubbish gays doesn't seem to see many new films. So you can imagine how balls were bursting when a dodgy mate comes over with 'Pirates of the Carribean'. Johnny Depp is well fit, it's been official for years. However in the pirate/eyeliner, the fitness was lost. Enter Orlando Blooming fit. After a day of masterbating over a shaky VHS copy, a non-dodgy mate dropped off 'Lord of the rings 2:the revenge', much cleaner he was, the Bloom boy that is. I would do him and the merry whatstheirnames, and Frodo, even though we know that sex between men of contrasting heights never works, at best it just looks wrong. There is also the feet, never sure about the link between feet & penis size. Rubbish gays has learned to watch for dimples & big noses for a big knob potential.

[Rubbish TV on: Born to win - BBC1 ]

...It's only the beginning of a new world

...It's only the beginning of a new world

Rubbish gays has been cleaning out his closet and come across old 7"s (gaydar 9"s). 'Which one of us is NOT gay?' this cover seems to shout. As we all knew then Mark & Robbie were doing each other, Barlow was straight and the other two were probably at it. Many years on it seems that none of them were/are gay, but I say Once you've tasted cock...

BTW Apart from plain jane Barlow are any of them married, kids??

[Rubbish music on: four minute warning - mark owen ]

When you go, will you send back...

From: areader@somewhere.com
Date: 30 September 2003 18:14
To: rubbishgays@lycos.co.uk
Subject: 'straight acting'

Self hating queers should just ferk off! If you want to act like you want muff when you really want cock you a just a twisted little bunch of wierdos.

"Oh, I'm gay, but I can't possibly let mummy and daddy find out!'

And why do 'straight acting' types always look so gay?

Made the mistake of going out with one of these types, never again

(Me? In a bad mood?).

[Rubbish music on: Rent - Pet Shop Boys ]

Hate me, but don't hate the site...

From: Ryan Woods (nikeryan@hotmail.com)
Date: 30 September 2003 00:21
To: game.one1@virgin.net
Subject: If something is rubbish

If something is rubbish, tell you.
Well your site is SHIT, it STINKS and so do you.

Ryan

Thanks for your wise words Ryan. Now lets have a look at your gaydar profile to see if anything else smells. 'I`m straight acting and not interested in anybody who isn`t also.'

. Funny that, with the amount of false tan on your face and that capped sleeved top, you have failed the first test of so-called 'straight acting'. Your second failure Ryan is your use of the term 'acting', yes I'm sure it's all an act. Remember there is nothing straight about liking men or cocks. Thirdly this site does not stink, in fact you stink maybe your foreskin is too tight who can say?

Wow!!

It's almost jumping off the page (screen).

The word is out!!



Countdown Todd doomsday!! As every rubbish gay whos has bought Heat this week has already seen, the Coronation Street 'gay kiss' is on it's way. How ironic that Adam Rickett's character is NOT the gay one. Poor Sarah-Lou, Gail will be calling social services again. She is long due a breakdown, murdered husband, murderous husband, slut daughter & a peado ex, not to mention having Audrey for a mother, poor bitch. Anyway I look forward to Todd's 1st trip to a gay pub, & likely some comic scenes with Tyrone & that thick one from the Royal Family. Backs to the er allys boys!!!

'Nation not suprised a gay puts ABBA on'

After an evening out and sleep not kicking in, Rubbish Gays finds itself awake having lay in bed thinking about some of ABBA's darker moments ie Summer Night City. Next thing the gay is up, looking for ABBA Gold, a proper rubbish gay would have known exactly where it was , they would have also known Summer Night City is NOT on Gold. Above is Vol 2, (which DOES have SNC) invented about the same time as the Walkman. This was my favorite tape between the ages of 8-11. It is fucking ace, well apart from 'Rock me'. I always liked Freda better with that lusty dark straight hair, a dead ringer for Sabrina Duncan from the Angels.

PS The reprise in Chiquitita brings a pearl tear to my japs eye.

[Rubbish music on: ABBA - One of us ]